Hi I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya! FU-

CK ME IN THE ASS & CALL ME PATRICIA

Book's your game? Just shout my name

When you let me use my whip.

So that's 1 book right? But you're all wrong

You haven't even let me use my thong

While I sing you this song, it goes ding dong

Like the door I open on ya

Here's a tip, abandon ship

Or you're gonna see me campfire willy!

Oh oh oh hi there, welcome to my hooker palace
Oh oh oh hi there, please don't leave, I have no friends
Oh oh oh hi there, let's go camping, lemme touch you
Oh oh oh hi there, haha I tied you up!