Player 3 has joined the game

oh shii

Lol more often than not it’s more like “hey, I heard you were in a war, want some guns?”

yea

yeah

in other news Rwanda and the republic of Cyprus have gone to war over con- The United States of America has joined the war

This is very true

Breaking news. Poland and Germany go to war.
(America): *insert Erika anthem here*
(Russia): America wtf. Poland on top

But it’s so true though. I heard it’s because the US wants its soldiers to gain experience in combat

They made it easier to get into the army. Plus, they dont care if they live or die. You arent expected to survive when going into war.

We're scouting for oil

REAL