RP with Switch because why not

Vemo: hello

Switch: "Hai!"

Vemo: how are you?

Switch: "I'm great!"

Vemo: "same man I wonder if they have turf wars here" *just moved to inkopolis*

Switch: "They sure do! Inkopolis ALWAYS has turf wars!"

Vemo: "that's great!"

*UO is fighting an MK IV mercenary with a tactical baton, it seems to be working. Slightly.*

*Switch seems to be thinking about something...*

*The MK IV mercenary fires his M134 Minigun wildly, nearly hitting Switch as UO begins to damage the merc's ammo backpack.*

Switch: "!!"

*UO kicks the MK IV merc back a bit before striking him in the gut with the baton, then back to just hitting the merc with the tactical baton while staying out of his view.*

*Switch would grab something for protection in case some other danger came*

*It seems only the MK IV merc is nearby and distracted by UO and his repeated strikes from a baton.*

*Switch just decides to put the object down.*

Switch: "Hey, sir?"

UO: Kinda busy with other matters here...
*UO is still attacking the MK IV merc with his tactical baton.*

Switch: "Oh, ok..."

*The battle goes on for three more hours.*
UO: Eja dhe hidhu tani!

(Hey, quick question: Can I make Switch a younger brother/sister?)

(Go ahead! Also, memechat)

Four: *Crying* M-mommy

Switch: "WHAT?!"

Four: I don’t want to have a child yet ToT

Switch: "Oh... w-well if you actually are pregnant, i'll help you take care of the child."

Four: W-what if I just… Abort the kid

Switch: "Oh, uh... I don't know if that's the best idea-"

Four: I-it’s not to late to do that and I’m too young to have one

Switch: "True..."

Four: I-I have to do it

Switch: "Alright then..."

Switch: "O-Oh my god, what happened?!"

Four: I-I was [R-worded]

Switch: "WHAT?! BY WHO?!"

Four: *Crying* A-big purple man with golden armor

Switch: "I'm gonna go find that man and have a little chat with him."

(ISwitch can be a bit overprotective sometimes, lol)

Four: Mommy don’t… you’ll die
*Four cries harder*

Switch: "Wdym by that..?"

Four: H-he is strong and has strong men too
*Four hugs Switch*

Switch: "Alright, I won't. But try to stay safe out there next time, ok?"

Four: *Nods* I-I think I might be pregnant too…

Atlas: hi :>

Switch: *kiss*

(Btw my friend finished the drawing: imgflip.com/i/8mu3qj)

Atlas: :>

Switch: "Hiiiiiiii :D"

Atlas: :D

Switch: "I've been meaning to ask you something lately..."

Atlas: what?

*Switch gets down on one knee, and pulls out a... donut?*

Switch: "I couldn't really afford a ring but... will you... m-marry me?"

Atlas: *gasp*

Yezzzzzzzz

Switch: "YAY!"

Switch, in her head: "SHESAIDYES,SHESAIDYES!!!!"

Atlas: why wouldn’t I? I love you :>

Atlas in her head: peanut butter- oh wait marriage? Ye thats chill

Switch: "I love you too :>"

Atlas: *kiss*
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