2 Truths and a Lie

3

Correct

...

*Prowler theme*

I cast
dogy

I cast Colt Python .357 Magnum loaded with hollow point rounds

you do not draw a gun on a southerner on his land my boy

*unsheathes 75 cm katana*

it's quicker to pull a little lever than to pull out a heavy piece of metal

Mr Beast has proven to me that I can slice a bullet with a katana

*The Only Thing I Know For Real starts playing*

dw bro you sliced it alright

Yipee

you did it!!

Nah

The first one is horribly out of context

The second was when I was a dumb little kid

ohhhhhhhh

Yes

phew

Just me being acoustic 😊

aren't we all at least a little

Well I'm more autistic so I win

DANGIT
hey look over there there's some cool trinket on the ground

*grabs it, blows the dust off it, and eats it*

*punches*
I win!!!!

👁👁

..I can't believe you don't have a blåhaj man

I don't even think there's an Ikea in my city

online shopping bro

Once I get a job I'll buy one

k cool
anyway
WHATTT WHAT IS THISS

I am a weird man okay

dark ages

Whar

those were the dark ages weren't they

men

Does bro speak in the highest pitch possible

Sadly, femboy satan gave me batman voice

I can literally do Kratos's voice

Dayum

Yes

Anyways

Back to femboy interview

How many thigh socks do you own

8 pairs, but i can't wear them now

my gf still uses them 💀

Why can't you wear em 🗿

metal calfs of ouch

Oh yea

Forgot that you got the Brian Griffin treatment

👹

So like do you still have legs and can't use them or do you have prosthetics or smth

A prosthetic, other leg is bone dust confetti

So is it just a stump 💀

No, its just really bruised and beat up, still intact

So you can wear one thigh sock

Yes, but why would i

Something all femboys have

Aesthetic

Ig

Anyways

Uh

Do you like wear makeup or anything

(I spent way too long on this meme)

Barely
Sometimes i use heavy blush on dates

Nice

Let's see

Uh

How many dild-

Just 1.

its not mine

Me and her made a agreement not to talk about it so 👹

Is it true that owning a blåhaj turns you into a femboy

I was a femboy well before i got pancakked by a car, i couldn't tell ya

Then does the blåhaj multiply your femboyity

Look at my most recent post for proof 👍

Oh my lord

I can't imagine what owning 8 blåhaj's has done to you

horrible things

i literally struggle not to rub my thighs together when sitting

Does bro subconsciously rub his thighs together when he is happy

i actually used to do it a lot when i was nervous

Good atress reliever Ig

Does bro unironically say "nyah" irl

Nuh uh
I say it sometimes to my friends

That one is true

Those men were my friends

We had a big sleepover, were meant to sleep in one bed, and a air mattress, until one of my friends popped it

We all had to sleep in one bed, and even a region of the bed named 'cum canyon' where we banished one of our friends to

Jesus christ

2?

That one is also true

I was a little kid and thought saying it would make me cool cause I heard it somewhere

I have an army, got 8 at west sac

The blåhaj army goes crazu

Buy a blåhaj. Now.

I do not have the funds

I am desperately trying to find a job so I can buy a pc

And a blåhaj

And Ultrakill

And Helldivers 2

And Lethal Company

Oh, makes sense

I did an interview at Five Guys and they said they would call back in a day

It has almost been a week

Jesus

Can't believe I have less blåhajes than a physically disabled person

thats sad :(