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Lmao

real

You into chess? Cause I want to shove a bishop piece up your ass

Bro, you're gonna give someone anal damage and ruin a chess piece at the same time

it’ll be fine you can wash the piece

Anal damage, gross

On the 19th cantury, “chess” was used as a euphemism for sexual seduction. So, 150 years ago this would be accurate.