she :)

"Well now I know where not to point it."

"you could have saved yourself a lot of pain"
*is it just me or do most of your OCs lack common sense and reasoning skills*

(Probably because most of them are not mentally okay)
"Pain, schmain."

*fair*
"..."

She used magic to heal the hole in her chest.

"..I feel like you do not have the ability to make very logical decisions, Illy."

"Hey, 247-ish years of people making theories and entire organizations based off of my strokes my ego a lot. Also, yes, lizards are in the government."

"You can be smart and have and ego lizards are what"

"...I kinda maintain this entire planet without anyone's knowledge...I know everything...well, not as much as my mom."

"...
I have misjudged you
but if you control earth
IT WOULD BE REASONABLE TO THINK YOU HAVE MORE COMMON SENSE
you've been around for both World Wars
how do you not know how guns work"

"I don't know about Earth stuff. I was busy determining the fate of World War 2 in a chess match with my brother."

"...
..you decide things with games
and you have a brother??"

"Yes. I do. He's young, only around 100. He's got a square for a head.

"..."

"...What?"

"...I feel like every time I talk to you I end up hearing the secrets of the universe"

"Nah, that's my mom."

"well then why did I just learn what determined the end of WW I & II?"

"My mom knows every single possible way you can die at any moment."

"...
..I feel like I didn't wanna know that."

"Yeah. Her mind can't really handle all of her knowledge, which makes her a little looney, but she's a great mom."

"..ah.."

"It was. I still felt it after I regenerated."

"well try not to handle weapons or dangerous things unless you know how to use them"

"Well the best way to learn is to fiddle around with it."

"the best way to learn is to at least have an idea of what it is BEFORE fiddling around with it"

"That's what she said."

"what
oh come ON man"

"HAHAHAHA"

"yeah yeah real funny at least I know not to shoot myself"

"It wasn't on purpose."

"WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD A GOOD IDEA OF WHAT TO DO BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN INFORMATION"

"...What?"

"HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE"

"Long story..."

"HOWWW"

"I can just do this."

"DOES IT HURT"

"Yeah. A whole lot. I'm used to it, though."

"WELL DON'T DO THAT"

"I've been through way worse. I got crushed by a massive monster once, I was like a little meat pancake."

"oh that's awful"

she :)

question
some lizard-like creatures can climb walls
can she

I mean

She could if she dug her claws into the wall

Or used magic

So she can float?

If she focused

*Illy focusing, floating like 2 yards above the ground*
Will: "hey Illy :3"
*THUD*

"OW"

"oopsies :3"

Imagine Illy forgot to tell Mr that she basically can't die

Illy walks in with a hole in her chest

"Oh, so the shotgun is supposed to face the other way."

"HOLY F***"