Too bored to create a title

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up..Well guys, guess I f**ked up.

What the f**k

It's a copy pasta™️

I put pasta in a copy machine and this is what I get:

Yes </3

and you said i was wierd?

It's a copypasta, dummkopf, atleast I don't simp for complete strangers

you got a point there 😣

I know :3

And it sounds like you don't care so go bother someone else pls