Will and Lian's ship dynamic

HAHAHAH

Literally Lian and Will

he's smaller than a blåhaj

I checked

Will is less than an inch taller than the common blåhaj size

didn't expect that
but he's definitely smaller than Charlotte's
which is larger than she is
it's big

A common blåhaj is 100 cm tall

Will is 101.6 cm tall

this blåhaj in particular is very large

Will looking up at the giant shark in Charlotte's room:

BAHAHA
I'd say it's like 7.5 feet

Then again Will's mom is like 10 or 11 feet tall 😭

He's probably able to angle his head perfectly upwards from looking at his mom for so long

Lmao yes

Will's mom meeting Lian's parents unable to fit through the door

"can you guys come outside"

Lmao 😭

I mean Will's dad might fit in

He's like 8 feet tall

meanwhile his mom would be like the Tall avatar have to crouch to get in 😭

Lmao 💀

better yet
tall avatar entering a vent

HAHAHA

She'd be sitting down the whole time

that probably means her house has ceilings as high as a church 😭

They do

Will's mom shaking Lauren's hand and just accidentally grabbing her entire forearm

or
Lauren shaking Will's mom's finger

Yes lmao

hehehehe

I wonder what Lauren's reaction to Will's massive mother would be

very surprised

I feel like she would expect his parents to be short as well

Then the 11 foot tall mom and the 8 foot tall dad

And even if he told her he was a runt you'd expect to be by like a foot or something but NO

"I can't wait to meet your mom, Wi-"

11 foot tall wolf spider:

"OH."

"Greetings. I am Will's mother. And this is my husband."

*insert 8 foot tall spider twink*

"...I thought you'd... um..."

"Be shorter? Well, you'd be decieved."

"...why's your son, like, three-foot-three?"

never have I ever heard of an 8 foot twink or of royalty that was a twink

Yes

Will's dad is kind of a twink

His mom is the dominant one in the relationship

alright buddy that last part I didn't need to hear

"Oh. He was the runt of the children. He almost didn't survive...but we did everything we could to make sure he lived."

"He almost... didn't... survive...?"

"No..he was so small...had trouble breathing...he had a lot of health issues.."

"...does Lian know?"

"I am not sure...I think all he knows is that Will has a weak immune system."

No I mean't like she's basically in charge 😭😭

oh

And I guess yeah that too

Lmao

is it just me or do you occasionally randomly get very deep with your OCs relationship roles

Yes

Idk why 😭

for me I just cook up trivia for them

Me too sometimes

like uh
You know the tooth thing that the flesh panopticon does in Ultrakill
Sir X does that sometimes

😭

Lauren is too-

Real

Yes. Real.

Livia and Lauren bonding from both being the one in charge in the relationship

Oh that's her name

Yes

Nice

Yeah
And uh Mr likes swiveling his head to look at things

Atheria usually takes like 4 hour baths

bro is still used to slime time 😭

Lmao 😭

Ethem: "How long do you think you were in the bath for???"
Atheria: "..an hour?"
Ethem: "YOU WENT IN THERE AT 8:00 PM AND NOW IT'S MORNING"

"Don't blame me, I like hot water"

"is it because you turn goopy a little in hot water?"

"Yeah, a little, our bodies become a lot less rigid, more soft, I love it."

"you could lose some of your smaller bones in the drain! Like the ones in your ear!"

Lauren sometimes makes grilled cheese for herself late at night

The Raven King has won several racing trophies in preperation for his position

Wow

Yes

He could smoke you in a race

No doubt

"We don't have that many bones, silly."

"then how do you hear????"

"My body detects sound, and lets me hear it. I'm like a big ear."

"oh."

"And I never get thirsty, cause the air gets so moist."

"What about food??? Or do you just sleep in the bath???"

"I could always bring myself some food. Ethem showed me these amazing things called chocolate, they're so sweet, and I love it!"

"...yeah, they are.
but do you just sleep in the bathtub??"

"Sometimes..."

"...
.. actually to be honest if I were you I'd do that because not gonna lie that sounds very fun"

"It is. For a gooman, it feels like the greatest massage ever"

I genuinely wish I could do this
"Wow."

"Mhm!"

"well that makes sense."