Milk but he's stuck in the loop

Womp womp

I am moving out of this state first chance I get

I live in Arizona

Okay but can you own a gun that holds more than 10 rounds without going to Federal Prison

Yes I can own a gun that has 30 rounds without going to jail.’

Exactly

I'm so sorry for you :(
also that makes us on the other side of the country from you

This place is exactly like any memes make it out to be like

Yes, we are constantly on fire

Also, it's illegal to have a gun that holds more than 10 rounds

you should come to southern America
we have delicious fried food
scenic historic areas
no fires
beach
oh and I think the gun laws are more relaxed here
the only thing is "evryonetherttalkslikethis"

It is also expensive as hell here

I have looked, renting a small apartment in LA costs a fortune

I'm moving to Tennessee or Kentucky first chance I get

hahah
you can buy nice houses here for less I think
and I wouldn't be too far from ya then

Yippe

yessirree come get your hushpuppies and cornbread

Can't wait to eat corn syrup on my pancakes

alright nobody does that
corn syrup alone is disgusting

As a wise man once said

"If your state has 90° angles you probably have corn syrup with your pancakes" - an AI version of The Russian Badger

I don't think any south states do
also he'd definitely say that