Hey Skul made this a temp too and doxxed Will's full name :crying:

Adorable

hardest to steal temp

You have to know Will's full name

Which is hard, cause you'll only find it on government documents

Or when his mom is mad at him

"WILLIAM BOOPFORD FLUFFINGTON THE THIRD
STOP CHEWING THE COFFEE TABLE"

"Sorry moommmy...."

"That table was a gift from King Arthur himself!"

don't ever let will into the British museum

The kingdom has priceless artifacts that were all gifts

Will's mom showing Mr around

"This carpet you are walking on belonged to the Ottoman Empire. Made around 1425...they wanted to give us an ottoman...but they looked horrible."

"Oh, you're so witty!"
he really likes museums

The castle is basically a museum 😭

"You flatter me, child."

exactly
"You really are funny!
..oh wow, are these from an arachnan war?"

"Yes, you learn to become more entertaining when you have to raise 100 children at the same time...indeed they are...I believe that is known as a wolf fang...a bent dual blade, imitating the fangs of a wolf spider...we would spit venom at the edges...to poison our enemies."

"Very clever!"

"Mhm...they were...entertaining weapons..." She chuckled.

"...
.. entertaining..?"

"Oh..just reminiscing my...wedding trials."

"...
..what?"

"Oh, you were never told. If one wishes to become king, or queen...they must pass trials, to prove that they are the most physically and mentally capable around. I used this weapon to fight 10 armed prisoners..."

"..oh my.. I haven't heard of this.. I don't think there have been any human civilizations in history that were similar to that.."

"Yes...those governments rely on money and popularity...the great kingdom of Arachnia rely on strength, smarts, morals, the willingness to die with their soldiers in battle."

"..oh my.."

"A wonderful system, I do think." She smiled.

".. I'm not sure how well that would work nowadays.."

"How so?"

"..well, first, that would quickly result in the death of the nation, since if the royals go into battle and get killed, the kingdom would have no rulers."

"That is why children is the most important part when you become royalty. In case you die in battle, your children will take up the mantle."

"..ah.. I guess it just wouldn't work for HUMANS.."

"Well we, clearly, are not humans. And, one royalty must not fight. If my husband ever died in war, I would take up the role as leader."

"I see."