splendor chair

Saike: yo

Splendor: Hello there, Saike

Saike: I got another kid

Splendor: So i’ve heard

Saike: from who?

Splendor: Dunno.

Saike: huh

Splendor: I’ve just heard.
Not necessarily from anyone. I’ve just heard…

Saike: huh…

BlackHole, horny form: Hi~

*Splendor’s eyes glow bright, and nearly flashbang Blackhole*
Do you really think an angel would be easy to trick in that way? The will of God cannot be fooled by a little white lie

I knew about your feelings about me this entire time, I know what you did in that F**KING CARDBOARD BOX *shudder*, and I know your children that for some super strange reason call me “Dad” are actually mine, I could go on and on.

BlackHole: I do not know what the f**k you are talking about.

Splendor: Do not lie, it will make things worse

BlackHole: *Not lying* I have no feelings for you, I never did anything to you in that cardboard box and my children, not yours, don't call you dad.
You are acting like a complete fool in front of me.

Splendor: …you’d better be telling the truth, lest you will end up with a divine punishment

BlackHole: Ok

Splendor: wait fr

oh shit mb hold on a sec
*he reverses time to 3 minutes ago*

BlackHole: Hi Splendor

Splendor: Hello there

BlackHole: ^^

Splendor: I mean, if gardening’s your thing, then go ahead, I guess

(he’s a clueless little twink of a divine being made for purposes far beyond this isn’t he)

(what you talking about?)

BlackHole: Ok

Splendor: *laugh*

(idk)

BlackHole: Sad that you wouldn't like to f**k me...

Splendor: …I heard that

BlackHole: He-heardwhat?!?!?

Splendor: Listen. It’s okay to have those feelings towards someone, but please don’t say it out loud, it’s pretty weird

BlackHole: I didn't say anything and also I don't have any feelings for anyone

Splendor: I heard exactly what you said.

BlakHole: I said it as a joke

Splendor: Have a question for you

BlackHole: ? What is the question?

Splendor: Do you really respect me as a person?

BlackHole: yeah

Splendor: …okay

BlacHole: : >

Splendor: …uh, hey

BlackHole: How are you?~

Splendor: Good

BlackHole: Nice to here that from my sweety~

Splendor: Uh, thanks?

BlackHole: *Smirks* Could we..?~

Splendor: Could what

BlackHole: Implant the seed?~

Splendor: …what are you talking about

BlackHole: Nothing.