This is me If being X was a job

im sorry if there’s a misunderstanding, but im not into 27 yr old pedophiles who dont take no for an answer. also the fact that u were dating ur sister is a redflag too buddyboy and plus, i don’t date stalkers

Uuuh say what?

I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

WEE WOO WEE WOO

ALERT! AMONG US HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!

bystander steps on stage

Bystander: "Oh! Don't do it! I have a family!"

adjusts fedora

the building is filled with fear and anticipation

everything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard

world leaders look and wait with dread

everything in the world stops

nothing is happening

lol ok

"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.

Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.

The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.

”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.

The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.

"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.