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I bought a Shiver amiibo and it says arrived but it's not at my house

So that’s why I have a free Shiver amiibo…

I was supposed to deliver a shiver amiibo but I got lost

Dude I thought I gave you the adress
Ur fired

The person who was supposed to deliver me got lost and now I’m in some random person’s house

Ah. You must be the Shiver amiibo. My name is Amiibo. Mario Amiibo.

what the toy story

I found the US's secret nuke codes

Who found our secret nuke codes?

The secret nuke code I made got leaked

I made a fake secret nuke code but someone killed me and took the credit

I traded my Pokémon to the wrong person

I got a Pokémon card I didn't want

I didn’t get the shiny pokemon I was promised :(

I saw someone trade a shiny for a freakin pidgey

I traded a f**king pidgey to a guy for his shiny

I might’ve stabbed the president

I heard stabbing sounds coming from the office while o was visiting my uncle who works there

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED A MEDIC BAG. AAAAAAAAAGH I’M DYING

I stole the medic bag from the presidents house to save my dying child

Hi, i'm a medic bag and im supposed to be healing the president but im at some random kids house