Gravity falls rp!

Eliza: *I was in attack mode* who are you

Bill: Names Bill Cipher! I was an old 'friend' of your uncle's

Eliza: so your the one he warned me about. Get. Out.

Bill: *he ignored you* I wanted ask you something.

Ahhh! Who are you?

Bill: Names Bill Cipher! Pretty nice house ya got here kid! *he’s trying to make small talk*

Get out of my house

Bill: Just hear me out, kid. I wanna make a little deal with ya.

Why? And what deal?

Bill: I need you to find the codes to stans safe.

No

Bill: Please, kid.

Why do you need them?

Bill: I want the journals.

(Yet another "Batten-Rouge-is-an-adopted-Pines" RP. Same as the others, first person and will only speak in Pirate English, yatta yatta yatta.)
"Me uncle warn'd me 'bout ye. Get off me bed, or else." *I draw my sword*

Bill: Warned you? *He chuckles* I was doing your uncle favors beyond his tiny brain could comprehend.

"What d'ye ev'n want from me, huh?"

Bill: I wanna make a deal with you.

*I look suspicious, but also intrigued* "What kinda deal?"

Bill: I need a favor and I’m having a little trouble doing it myself.

"What do it be?"

Bill: I need the journal. Number 3

"I think me cousin Dipper got somethin' like that 'round here. Lemme take a look."

Bill: Stan put it in a demon proof safe.

*The suspicious look on my face comes back* "Why d'ye ev'n need th' journals, anyway?"

Bill: reasons.

"Just tell me. If I try t' tell anyone, no one'll b'lieve me."

Bill: Some bratty kid wants em

Okay so, back in the day, (Jingle Jingle) back in the day, okay? Pay attention. (Jingle jingle jingle) back in the day when I used to post GRAVITY FALLS? Mkay? jingle jingle! Pay attention! I said your favorite word, gravity falls! Okay? (Jingle jingle jingle)

If you know, you know, but plz don’t reply to this

Raymond: ... No, just no, go away

(I'm gonna be real honest... My gay ass used to simp ='(
Stan: mhmmmmm.....

(Same, i won't lie)
Raymond: *Insulting bill*

( =O twins)

Stan: Okay maybe don’t aggravate him- he might show up- *his eye is twitching*

(Twins!)
Raymond: Oh, i'm sure i'll be fine

( =D

Stan: Mhmm-

Raymond: *Goes and grabs a bag of doritos and eats them*

(Go***amn)
*He stares for a second then storms off*

(I'm rulthless >:3)
Raymond: .... oh yeah, he's possessed-

Stan: AM NOT- shoot.
(Evil >:3 more evil than the dorito himself)

(Yes)
Raymond: HA! CAN'T FOOL ME BILL!

(Indeed.)
*a few days later Stan walked up to you kinda acting weird*

Raymond: *Side eyeing him* Hey there Stan...

(Bombastic side eye)

Stan: hey there- *he paused* Raymond!

(Criminal offensive side eye)
Raymond: ... oh yeah, your possessed all right

Stan: *old man chuckle* and why do you think that?
(LMAO-)

Raymond: The pause of my name, you had to look for it, right Bill?

Stan: don't speak of that- *sus pause* monster.

Raymond: Sorry, won't talk about the stupid dorito *testing the waters to see if Bill gets mad, or if it is bill*

Stan: *he looks the slightest bit annoyed* thank you.

Raymond: ... but holy connoli, he looks so freaking much like a dorito, it's crazy! (To think he has fangirls-)

Bill: no.

Raymond: Knew it-

Bill: I can make it in your favor.

Raymond: How...?

Bill: Whatever you want.

Raymond: I'm satified, so no thanks

Bill: Well- Im not asking.

Raymond: you can't force me to make a deal with you!

Bill: Cant I?

Raymond: I know how you work! if i don't shake your hand, no deal!

Bill: that’s him.

Raymond: *Shocked pikachu face*

Bill: you humans are living light I might say. Pain is hilarious!

Raymond: ... at times, yes-

Bill: Pine tree doesn’t seem to agree. *BILL FUKIN CUT TO THE CHASE*

Raymond: why are you here?

Bill: I wanted to make a deal.

Raymond: 'Bout what?

Bill: I need the journals.

Raymond: What journals?

Bill: Well that’s not very welcoming to one of your uncles old friends!

*Raymond gave him the look*
Raymond: Yeah, sureeeeee

Bill: *his SINGULAR ominous eye looks you up and down* You’ve changed a bit since the last time I saw you…

Raymond: Excuse a what now? *The female born Genderfluid looked shocked*

(Me who's trans and felt sinful for typing that I'm so sorry ='(

Bill: In a good way!

Raymond: When did you see me a first time?!

Bill: When I possessed pine- I mean- no. Never mind.

Raymond: Pine? Who's Pine?

Bill: That 12 (13) year old ya used to hang out with sometimes.

Raymond: *Muttering under breath* hold.. you mean Dipper?!

*Bro forgot about that*
Bill: I'll figure it out.

Raymond: mhm

Bill: I dunno maybe ill posses pine tree again. Trick you with that.

Raymond: andddd you just told me, so i know now

Bill: maybe ill do something else. You never know.

Raymond: mhm

Bill: anways, the universe is a hologram, life is a lie, buy gold byeee. *despawns*

Raymond: Weird ass triangle-

(Time skip perhaps?)

(Yes, let us time skip)

Bill: I'm gonna get you.

Raymond: HAHA

Bill: you don’t need to rub it in-
*Dipper casually walks in*

Raymond: Hey Dip, uncle stan got possed by Bill

*he looked up*
Dipper: wait really?! Is he okay?

Raymond: Should be... i pissed Bill off

Dipper: That isn’t good.

Bill: The ones your uncle read to you from?

Raymond: those? Why do you want those?

Bill: reasons.

Raymond: Then no deal

Bill: *exasperated dorito sigh* Fine. Some bratty kid wants em

Raymond: And that is...?

Bill: I didn't care to ask but I think his name is Gideon.

Raymond: Well, i don't wanna help, so no dice

Bill: fine.

Raymold: Hol' up, really?