new copypasta: Ok, but the thing is, I have tried this before! Was at a kids birthday party while doing the butt plug trick you do so I don't shit myself, but when I really needed to shit, I would hold it in, but 5 minutes later, when I bent down to get my phone I dropped on the ground, my asshole ERUPTED with shit, causing the butt plug to shred through my pants, and hitting the birthday boy IN THE MOUTH, and a few specks of shit landed in both the kids mouth and on the $500 cake, no joke, so feeling embarrassed to shit (no pun intended), I ran out to my car, and drove away, and I never, EVER, spoke to either the kid or his parents still to this day. Also I had a bit of a humiliation fetish when I was younger, so I was pretty rock hard the entire time to the point that I also nutted in my pants, and everyone saw that, but was still hard because that was my thing back then, but not anymore of course, I am not weird anymore, the end.
