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THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ACTION NOTIFICATION REQUESTED BY THE MODERATION TEAM. ALL BROADCAST STATIONS WILL FOLLOW ACTIVATION PROCEDURES IN THE EAS OPERATING HANDBOOK FOR A NATIONAL-LEVEL EMERGENCY. THE OWNER OF THE UNITED STREAMS OR HIS REPRESENTATIVE WILL SHORTLY DELIVER A MESSAGE OVER THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. WE INTERRUPT OUR PROGRAMMING; THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS WILL FOLLOW. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ACTION NOTIFICATION. ALL BROADCAST STATIONS AND CABLE SYSTEMS SHALL TRANSMIT THIS EMERGENCY ACTION NOTIFICATION MESSAGE. THIS STATION HAS INTERRUPTED ITS REGULAR PROGRAMMING AT THE REQUEST OF THE MODERATION TEAM TO PARTICIPATE IN THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. DURING THIS EMERGENCY, MOST STATIONS WILL REMAIN ON THE AIR PROVIDING NEWS AND INFORMATION TO THE PUBLIC IN ASSIGNED AREAS. THIS IS MSMG LOCAL NEWS. WE WILL CONTINUE TO SERVE THE MSMG AREA. IF YOU ARE NOT IN THIS LOCAL AREA, YOU SHOULD TUNE TO STATIONS PROVIDING NEWS AND INFORMATION FOR YOUR LOCAL AREA. YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM SERVING THE MSMG AREA. DO NOT USE YOUR TELEPHONE. THE TELEPHONE LINES SHOULD BE KEPT OPEN FOR EMERGENCY USE. THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. WE WILL ALSO BE SERVING AS A MESSAGE DISTRIBUTION AND RELAY SOURCE TO OTHER BROADCAST STATIONS. WE INTERRUPT OUR PROGRAMMING AT THE REQUEST OF THE MODERATION TEAM. THIS IS THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. ALL NORMAL PROGRAMMING HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED DURING THIS EMERGENCY. THIS IS MSMG LOCAL NEWS. THIS STATION WILL CONTINUE FURNISHING NEWS, OFFICIAL INFORMATION AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE MSMG AREA. IF YOU ARE NOT IN MSMG AREA, YOU SHOULD TUNE TO STATIONS PROVIDING NEWS AND INFORMATION FOR YOUR AREA. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU LISTEN CAREFULLY TO ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM THE STATION IN YOUR LOCAL AREA.

THIS IS AN AUTHORIZED REPRESENTATIVE OF THE MSMG OWNERS. THE NEWGENS ARE TAKING OVER, WE REPEAT, THE NEWGENS ARE TAKING OVER. ALL MSMG OG'S SHOULD SEEK SHELTER AND ARM THEMSELVES *IMMEDIATELY.* THIS IS NOT A TEST. I REPEAT; THIS IS NOT A TEST. MARTIAL LAW HAS BEEN DECLARED. ***YOUR RIGHTS AS AN MSMG CITIZEN ARE NO LONGER PROTECTED.*** IF YOU DO NOT WITH TO BE BANNED, STAY IN YOUR HOMES. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THE NEWGENS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. WE APOLOGIZE THAT IT HAS COME DOWN TO THIS. WE CANNOT LET THIS STREAM FALL FROM ITS GLORY MORE THAN IT HAS ALREADY. GOD BLESS US ALL.

THIS WAS A MESSAGE FROM THE MODERATION DEPARTMENT, WE WILL NOW RESUME TO NORMAL PROGRAMMING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

If only we could just ban newgens without getting annoying by dumbnesses who yapp "that's mod abuse ☝️🤓"

FR

I AIN'T f**k reading it allat

But that's true cringe af new gens are joining more and more we need to kick their cringe asses

the second and third paragraphs are what matter, the first is copy pasted from EAS handbooks.

Oh alright