POV: you see Mex- WAIT WHAT THE F-

Pearlfan: ._.

Mex: well I best get going, Zen will be happy to see me

Pearlfan: oki

Mex: what's good

Pearlfan: youre supposed to be dead-

Mex:

Pearlfan: i haven't even watched all of that movie

Mex:

Pearlfan: sorry-

Mex: anyways what happened whilst I was gone

Pearlfan: uuuhhhh beeg gold dragon

Mex: did he devour a lot of things

Pearlfan: uuhhh yeah
A fetus

Mex:

Pearlfan: :P

Mex: why a fetus

Pearlfan: uhhhh suffering purposes I guess?

Mex: ...a f**king fetus

Pearlfan: yea
They accidentally killed the mother of the fetus they killed too

Mex: who

Pearlfan: uhhhh some gal named Amber?

Mex: I vaguely remember that name

Pearlfan: *le shrug*

Matt: oh hey person that I reluctantly left for dead who suddenly came back

Mex: what's good Matt

Matt: nothing much. I got a daughter.

Mex: WHY IS SO MUCH HAPPENING IN A MONTH

Matt: because our creators got bored.

Also she's adopted

Mex: yeah, Bird killed me off for storyline

I figured because you can't have a child in a month lol

Matt: yeah. Anyways here she is!

*Rose appears, eating a creampuff*

Mex: I can't see her, I didn't get a visual, come on huh_neat, get the pic up

Matt: he's heading to bed so...

Mex: dammit, maybe tomorrow then

Cakedoctor: Hi

Mex: what's good

Cakedoctor: *Literally shouldn't alive* Not much, old friend

Mex: anything happen lately?

Cakedoctor: I am actually a demon pretending to be Noah (Cakedoctor)

Mex: what the f**k

Fake Cakedoctor: *Nods and grabs Mex*

Mex: oh, I see. *slaps him across the face powerfully, grabs hold of him and throws him into the ground*

Fake Cakedoctor: nice....

*stomps on his head*

X: it's been a while

Mex: it has been. What's good X

X: everything! I got stronger, I got a wife and a child!

Mex: I spent a month in limbo

X: wat