Chad Custom Shoals User; Virgin Original Shoals User; BARELY TOLERATES SHOAL POOLS; MAKES MAPS WITH LOTS OF SPLISHY SPLASH; TREATS THEIR MMR LIKE ITS A GOLF SCORE; HAS BEEN PLAYING SINCE 2010, MMR ABOVE 1000; PROPERLY APPRECIATES MASTERPIECE MAPS LIKE SPANN ISLAND; WANTS AUTHENTIC BEACHFRONTS ALONG ISLAND EDGES