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852 views 7 upvotes Made by Ralsei_Darkner 1 year ago in Undertale
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Deltarune intro | AN ARMED GOAT | image tagged in deltarune intro | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Oh god.
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woah hey pal lets back it up a bit | image tagged in woah hey pal lets back it up a bit | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Remember me?
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Yes
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Domingo9 you don't remember me?
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Oh
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Always good to be prepared!
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if you have one bucket with 5 gallons of water in it, one bucket with 3 gallons of water in it, and one bucket with 8 gallons of water in it, how many buckets do you have?
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3. you would have 3 buckets.
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nice try though. would you like to read a bad joke?
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So there was this man traveling abroad in Asia. As he was taking his car down a mountain road, it broke down. Thankfully, there was a monastery nearby. he went up to the door of the monastery and asked if he could come in. After a short wait, he was promoted entry and explained his situation. Sympathetic to his circumstances, the monks said that they would fix his car and that he was welcome to stay until the repairs were complete. As he went to bed that night, he heard a strange and beautiful sound. when he woke up that morning, the monks had finished the repairs. before he left, the man asked what the noise was. the monks simply replied, "We cannot tell you, because you are not a monk.". Almost a year later, the man is back in Asia for a business trip, when his car breaks down in the exact same spot as last time. remembering the monastery, he went and knocked on the door again. this time, the monks remembered him and guessed he was having car issues again. they told him they would fix his car, and he was welcome to stay until they were done. that night, he heard the exact same sound as last time. when he got up that morning, he asked what the noise was, and the same as last time they replied, "We cannot tell you, because you are not a monk". Unsatisfied with this answer, he asked what it took to become a monk, to which they replied, "You must tell us the exact number of blades of grass and grains of sand that exist on earth. Once you do, you may become a monk.". hearing this, the man left. 25 years later, he walked back to the monastery. Once he got to the door, the monks opened it for him and asked him if he had the numbers. He replied, "There are exactly 4,856,762,981 blades of grass, and exactly 899,026,573,876,716 grains of sand.". Satisfied with his answer, the monks permitted him to join them. As soon as the ceremony was over, he requested to see the source of the noise. they brought him to a large Iron door, with a small keyhole on it. the man requested the key, and the monks gave it to him. he unlocked the door, but behind it was a wooden door with a small keyhole. he requested the key, and the monks gave it to him. he unlocked the door, but behind it was an Iron door with a small keyhole. he requested the key, and the monks gave it to him. he unlocked the door, and his eyes widened in shock when he saw the source of the sound. I would tell you what it was, but alas, you're not a monk.
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the story is usually meant to be told on a car ride, or just any place you can burn a large chunk of time, and is supposed to upset everybody whom you tell it to, as you just wasted a huge chunk of their time to not tell them what the noise was. I would have made it longer, but it turn out that there's a character limit for comments.
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there are exactly 4,856,762,981 blades of grass and 899,026,573,876,716 grains of sand NOW TELL ME THE NOISE IDC IF YOU MAKE IT UP I JUST WANNA KNOW PLEASE ANYTHING
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Suffer
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plz just make it up AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
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Cope and Sethe
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*Seethe
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No
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oh ok cool thx
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Wrong
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What is your opinion on grass.
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It's like moss, but pointy.
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Delicious
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hey opinion on the new law passed by the senator to arm school staff with fire arms
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ye i dont know what laws are in the dark world, but where i am its true. freakin sucks, probably to try to stop the school shootings, but like all it takes is 1 slip up and some kid could get it and shoot someone whether by accident or on purpose it does not matter, for the person could now die
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Hell Yeah
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What the fu
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If you could go back in time, ignoring the butterfly effect, when would you go, and what would you do then?
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If you can't, then how'd you even get to the Cyber World? There's no way that it and Castle Town are connected.
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This'll take a moment.
There was a door between the two areas, as there was a door between the two corresponding rooms in the light world. Both were supported by darkness, allowing travel between. But there was no dark fountain covering the areas between your room and the cyber world.
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Upagraded castle town has hole with jevilsknife if killed jevil
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Even so, if it took your ragtag team like three hours to get between the two spots, how'd you cover a much longer distance in like three minutes?
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I think I'll stop asking logic questions, I should've known by the time an arcade machine came out of a dinner platter than nothing here made complete sense.
Also, speaking of which, why do you always let Susie stand on top of you-
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A staircase
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Two times, hehe.
She landed on you on the way down from an upper floor. Your attempt at sarcasm defines you didn't mind it at all.
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Still didn't hear any real complaining.
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You seemed a bit vocal about having your glasses stolen-
Note, you should definitely get contacts, that's a look I'll miss
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Yeah, and you won't be able to walk with someone twice your weight on your back-
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Another thing, you know magic. Why not fix it with a spell?
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Your better off with glasses
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Is there a limit on how far you can go?
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Because it would be impossible to choose an exact time out of all of history, I'll give you back to 1000 C.E.)
There's certainly history within Castle Town, right? Or.. perhaps those weren't the golden days.
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