Dylan lmao

X: oh God, not another

Dylan: "I am Dr. Sex"

X: WHY

Chao: "And that's another person who isn't allowed at my party."

Dylan: "Hey~"
*Blook is watching closely from a window*

https://i.imgflip.com/8meqkw.jpg

He hides in alleyways and basically is pink Venus but he's always horny af and has no limits.
Inky squidbit: He [non-consented] Captain 3 in my cursed Splatoon AU

Baggy: I kill horny people for a living. Start running :)

*Baggy gets pinned to a wall*
Dylan: "No~"

Baggy: I AM A CHILD, BE GONE, LOLI! *Baggy takes out her axe and swings it, and then Dylan would be trapped in a room with his worst fear*

Dylan: "I am Dr. Sex"

Baggy: WITH A CHILD?!

*Blook clocks Dylan in the head*
Blook: "Sorry about that, y'know what just read what I said to Saike."

Baggy: T h a n k y o u

Veme: *zad* he got me....

Veme: WHAT THE HELL AND I THOUGHT SOME OF THEE OCTOLINGS WERE BAD

Dylan: "Hey~"

Veme:awww heelll naw (btw she looks like this)

*Veme gets pinned to a wall*
Dylan: "I'm Doctor Sex."

Veme: wait what

*Baggy appears*
Baggy: "with a child"
(SORRY .Marina. I JUST NEEDED TO PUT YOUR REPLY IN)

Veme: HELP ME (what?)

Dylan: "I get it, Baggy."
(Baggy is .Marina.'s oc so i inserted her in as a joke)

(alr) Veme:uhh um uhh (the nervous innocent wreak btw)

Dylan: "Ok [non-consenting] time."

Veme: WAIT WAT!

*Bad ending
Blook didn't get to Dylan in time to clock him in the head*

*veme has lost her innocence :(

nice

Saike: W H A T T H E F U C K

*Blook clocks Dylan in the head*
Blook: "Sorry about that, I'm tryna contain Dylan till my next rp with him."

Saike: good

headcanon: he calls himself Doctor Sex

approved

NO WHY