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Old Ivan, corpse form: He..llo

cc:wh-who are you

Old Ivan, cf: J-just a broken demon pretending to be someone

CC:i can relate *turning my head to the sound of bones cracking*

Old Ivan, cf: *He moves slightly causing his skin to tear open in some places revealing he has a hollow inside except for some black, mangled organs and he is also filled up with a strange, black goo* Who..are you?

CC: names CC just an old tv with sentience and a body that doesnt work

Old Ivan: *ghostly echoes come from his body and CC starts halllucinating*

CC:huh what is this *looking around*

*He watches as holograms of horrifying, mutilated corpses bash their head in causing bits of brains and skulls to fly every as they march towards CC
It feels, sounds and looks real, too real*

CC: *suddenly able to stand* what is this whats going on!

Old Ivan, cf: *studying CC's brainwaves using magic* Charge.....
*the corpse grab CC and start attacking him*

CC: ya know us ai arent really into stuff like that....were kinda fragile in some ways

Old Ivan, tf: *nods*
*CC wakes up 5 hours later with no memory of what happened*

CC: wtf i can move again *getting up and walking away* its been years since ive gotten an upgrade

*...*

*bumps into ivan on accident

*the tiny bit of slime on the floor growls*

(when you refer to Old Ivan, refer to him as "Old Ivan" or "O Ivan"*

(gotcha) CC:huh?

*the slime disappears into a drain*

CC:neat *walking to a store*

CC:LET GO OF ME *trying to get them off of me*

*Everything suddenly goes dark and the holograms disappear along with Old Ivan*

where the f**k did that dirt bag goo- hey wait i can move again

*A giant mound of black goo changes shape into that of a humanoid demon*
Old Ivan, True form: You prevailed through my test, good job

CC: ive seen some gruesome stuff but that......was diffrent

Old Ivan, true form: *chuckles causing the ground shake*

CC: okay wtf is going on *holding onto a light pole*

Old Ivan, true form: I am able to slightly bend the rules of reality of course

CC: alright...

Old Ivan, tf: Nice to meet a soul like you

Blook: "Hi."

???: *switching through channels* hello

Matt: *turns the other way and leaves*

*the man stands up and the tv flips through some channels to make a sentence* ???:where are you going i didnt even have time to introduce myself?

Matt: *He walks past him*

???:oh alr then *the end i guess lmao*

Saike: huh?

*the head suddenly turns its facing you now*

Saike: yo

???:sup

Saike: who are you

???:im*switching through some channels to speak* cc

Saike: cool

CC:yeah

Saike: wanna fight

CC:why would i want to

Saike: because it’s fun

CC:do i look like im in a condition to fight?

X: Ello there

???:hello

X: And who might you be?

???:my name is cc ni-ce to meet you *you can hear bones crackling as i turn to face you*

X: What's with all the cracking?

CC:my bones

X: Yeah...Why are they cracking?

CC:theyre broken

X: and you haven't fixed em?

CC:i tryed to let them heal but they didnt..

X: oh