Rp with Saike

Blook: "H"

Byrd: …

(This is gonna be non-canon.)

Saike: …

(Saike: WHAT?? WHY??)

(I just want to finish my story. The two of you will fight afterwards.)

Byrd: So uh… how are the wife and kids?

Saike: fine..

(Saike: oh)

Byrd: Cool... so uh... this is our last meeting, right? I've talked to my fam about this. You?

Saike: nope

Byrd: … Too bad…

*He kicks Saike away.*

Saike: ah-

*Byrd continues to attack.*

Saike: *unsheathes kuroba*

*Byrd kicks Saike again.*

Saike: *grabs his foot*

*He twists his foot, trying to spin Saike around.*

*it just spins saikes arm around*

*He continues doing that.*

Saike: *slams him down*

*He tries to get up.*

Saike: *bitchslaps him down*

*Two arms come out of Byrd’s chest, and they slap him back.*

Saike: *jumps back*

Chiheh.. let’s do something new

*Byrd gets back up.*

Byrd: … what?

Saike: *takes out a vial of liquid, and stabs it into his vein*

Byrd: What’s that?

Saike: venom

*Byrd is getting a flashback of the song and the character. He snaps out of it.*

Byrd: What’s that gonna do? Paralyse me?

Saike: haha nope

(You do realize that Saike put it into his veins right?)

(So he’s paralysed?)

Byrd: Wait… you paralysed yourself… the hell does that mean?

Saike: nope, that shit takes a minute to kill me

*throws Byrd a vial*

Now there’s a timer

Byrd: … a timer to what?

Saike: Chihehe, if I don’t get that vial in five minutes, I die, so I gotta defeat you for it

*He grabs the vial and holds it with an extra arm on his back.*

Byrd: You’re literally stupid. Hidden Gem Technique: Hanzo’s Army!!

*… you know how that goes.*

(Uhhh I don’t remember how that goes)

*Tens of arms come out of Byrd’s palm, and attack Saike.*

Saike: *counters them with kuroba*

*Some of them grab onto Kuroba.*

Saike: *punches them off*

*They keep holding on. Other hands put Saike in a chokehold.*

Saike: Eh?!

*They strangle the hell out of him.*

Saike: *rips them off*

*They decay as theyre ripped off.*

Byrd: Okay... Come at me you little brat!

Saike: *uncontrollably coughs up blood*

I’m not a f**king brat!

Byrd: You’ve always been a brat to me. When we first met, you were shivering, crying about some shit that nobody believed in. Now here you are, making an absolute idiot outta yourself, AGAIN! I’m gonna enjoy this SO MUCH!

Saike: hydra!

Byrd: Hehe...

*He readies up. *

*the hydras fly at byrd*

Byrd: Hidden Gem Technique…

*they almost chomp down on him*

Byrd: Spiked uprising!

*Thorns appeared everywhere on Byrd.*

*one of them chomp down on him, penitrating his skin*

*His thorns release poison that goes through their bloodstreams. He splatters out blood.*

Byrd: Gah!

Saike: *forces the poison out of the hydra head, and the other two chomp down on him*

*More excessive poison go down the hydra heads.*

Byrd: Ack!

Saike: *forces the poison out of them*

*Some of the poison go through. Byrd bleeds a big amount of blood.*

*Saike has 2 minutes remaining*

*Byrd is heavily injured. He makes new arms to attack Saike*

Saike: *coughing uncontrollably, as he slices up the arms*

*He arms regrow themselves and continue stretching to him.*

Saike: *coughs start to be more raspy, as he dashes towards Byrd, cutting all the arms in the way*

*Byrd can't move due to his severe injuries. It's all over for him.*

Saike: *looks over byrd*

Wh- wh*cough* where is it

Byrd: Hehehehehehehe.... You'll find it in space you dumbass...

*He coughs out.*

Saike: ..so you cheated…

Byrd: No. I ate it.

Saike: …

Byrd: I actually didn’t. You drank it the whole, entire time.

Saike: …what?

Byrd: Never mind. You stepped on it. Now, you’ll never drink it again.

*He laughs at his own lies.*

Saike: *cough*

*He sees the vial on Byrd’s third hand behind Byrd.*

Saike: *tries to grab it*

*It moves away from him.*

Saike: *stretches his arm*

*Another arm slaps him away.*

Saike: *stays down*

*The arms drop down. The vial is released.*

Saike: *reaches for it.. but cant*

*Byrd falls down.*

Saike: good… job.. the only way you could beat me… is me killing myself…

*Byrd crawls to Saike.*

Byrd: You actually got me good too.

*He coughs up blood.*

(Cmon we’re near the end.)

Saike: ..goodbye Byrd.. hope you had fun

*Byrd crawls on top of Saike.*

Byrd: I hope you had fun too, Saike~

And another thing…

Saike: Wh… what.. and why.. did you use “~”

*He kisses Saike in the mouth.*

Byrd: I’m sorry for the things I did. Saike…

*He dies.*

Saike: …F**KING IDC IM NOT DYING WITH YOU KISSING ME

*forces all of the poison out of his system*

*Byrd lays dead, smiling.*

Saike: *fixes up his wounds and pumps his heart back alive*

*His body rejects them.*

Saike: *forces him to stay alive*

*Byrd is alive.*

Byrd: AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Saike: *slaps him* DONT F**KING KISS ME

*Byrd hugs him.*

Byrd: bruh, I missed your ass SO MUCH!

Saike: WELL DONT F**KING KISS ME

Byrd: Sure thing. I’m just glad that we’re both alive in this. Thanks, Saike.

Saike: YOU SHOULD BE SAYING SORRY

Byrd: Aww… I thought you didn’t care about my apologies

Saike: SHUT UP

*Byrd laughs.*

Saike: *punches him in the face*

*He punches back.*

Saike: WERE NOT FIGHTING AGAIN

Byrd: Says the guy who punched me in the face.

Saike: BECAUSE YOU F**KING KISSED ME WITHOUT CONSENT

Byrd: And here you are… acting as if the world ended.

Saike: F**K YOU

Byrd: okay~

Saike: wait-

*Byrd laughs because this shit is funny.*

Saike: F**K

Byrd: You’re making C.L.O.W.N. outta yourself bruh

Saike: WELL F**KING KISS ME

*He does what Saike says.*

Saike: *slaps his as he tries to*

Chihehe, so gullible

*He slaps back.*

Saike: ow-

Byrd: heh. brat.

Saike: owch~

Byrd: You like it, dontcha?~

Saike: maybe~

Byrd: 😏

Saike: *socks him in the nose*

Chihah!

*His nose bleeds as he socks him back.*

Byrd: Ah! You little shit!

Saike: *turns into a girl*

I bet you like being hit by me~

Byrd: What? Who tf loves getting attacked by a girl?

Saike: idk some freak like you

Byrd: That’s a really dumb statement. And they comes from you.

Saike: don’t call me dumb

Cutie~

*Hes about to kiss Saike.*

Saike: *trips him*

*He brings Saike down.*

Saike: Ah-

*They're both on the floor. Saike is laying on top of Byrd's back.*

Byrd: ... I didn't think you'd be that heavy, but you really are.

Saike: you calling me fat?

Byrd: Yeah. I mean I'm fat too. You're slim, but you weigh heavier than me... Can you get off?

Saike: yea
*gets up*

*He gets up.*

Byrd: Do you still want me to say sorry? Or...

Saike: yea

Byrd: ... fine... I'm... sorry.

Saike: still f**k you

Byrd: little SHIT!

*He attacks Saike.*

Saike: aahhh don’t hurt me~

*He does it anyways. He gives him a barrage of punches.*

*goes through him*

Saike: ow~

*His hands darken as they finally punch him.*

Saike: that hurts~

*He does it more.*

Saike: ow~

Byrd: Know what? F**k this! I’m out!

*He disappears. Why? Because this is non-canon.*

Saike: Nuh uh~

*doesnt work. Why? Non canon*

*Oh I see what you’re playing at.*

Byrd: Shit… what do want me to do? Do the dirty with you?

Saike: Nah I just hate you

Byrd: Nuh uh. You just want to do the dirty with me~

Saike: uh..
No

Byrd: Yeah ya do~

Saike: I’m married asshat

*Takes away the status, bc THIS NON-CANON!*

Byrd: … what are you again? Married? Or single?

Saike: DAMN YOU PUNCH

*Byrd starts flirting with Saike. Here we go again. :)*

*Saike: ITS NOT GONNA WORK F**KER*

*Byrd: Oh Saaaaaaiiiiikkkkeee~*

*Saike: NO, GO AWAY*

*The flirting BEGINS.*

Saike: uh..

*Byrd continues to flirt.*

Saike: *starts walking away*

*… I think we got him.*

Byrd: Uh huh. We definitely did.

Saike: THE F**K YOU MEAN YOU GOT ME

*Byrd continues to flirt with him.*

Saike: :|

*F L I R T I N G*

*its working a little*

*F L I R T*

Saike: uh…

Byrd: What's wrong?

Saike: n- nothing

Byrd: You feeling... scared? Cutie~?

Saike: n- no..

*He gets on with the flirting.*

Saike: *succumbs to the flirting*

*Byrd seriously falls in love with Saike.*

Saike: I mean.. you’re cute too

*Byrd blushes.*

Byrd: Gee... thanks... But I think that you're WAY cuter than me~

Saike: *blush*

*He smiles.*

Saike: *thinking: WHAT YHE F**K AM I DOING*

*Byrd's thoughts: ... shit... he's turning me gay...

*saikes a girl rn tho*

Byrd's thoughts: Oh wait... he's a girl... anyways...

*He gets close to Saike.*

Saike: *seems like he likes byrd*

*Byrd crouches down to Saike's level, and is aroused by his face.*

Saike: *cutely smiles*

*His mouth closes in.*

Saike: *kiss*