Poison's Gardevoir temp

ZAP!!: "HIHIHIHIHIHI!"

*a puddle of black goo bubbles and a mutilated, black corpse of F Ivan (Old Ivan) rises up from it
His head has been bashed in with most of his brain torn out, his chest is wide open revealing there are barely any organs in it and the remaining organs are in the wrong places and rotting, parts of his body are made out of the black goo and Old Ivan is covered in red vines*
Old Ivan: *growling*

ZAP!!: "OHMIGOSH A ZOMBIE!"

Old Ivan: *speaks in an ancient language before looking at ZAP!! and speaking in english* No, no

ZAP!!: "Wdym? YOU'RE CLEARLY A ZOMBIE!"

Old Ivan: I am not a zombie

ZAP!!: "But-"

Old Ivan: *the black goo wraps itself around ZAP!!*

ZAP!!: "HEY!"

*ZAP!! watches as holograms of his loved ones and friends ripping themselves apart
It feels and looks real, too real*
Old Ivan: *Torturing ZAP!! with these holograms*

(Wait, are you talking about Ivan's friends or ZAP!!'s friends? Cuz ZAP!! is a she-)