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Inner city shopping guide | THESE ARE TIPS FROM A MAN LIVING IN A DANGEROUS TOWN AND USED REAL COMBAT SCENARIOS NOTHING HERE IS DESIGNED TO DO ANYTHING BUT GIVE YOU EXAMPLES AND MY OBSERVATION.   WHEN YOU ENTER A ESTABLISHMENT AND YOU SEE A SLOW REGISTER, OR THEY SAY WAIT OUR SYSTEMS ARE DOWN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY AND IF AT WALMART BIG PLACES AND THERE'S 200 PEOPLE IN THE STANDING OR WAIT SOME ONE WILL KNOW YOU AND CHAT KEEPING YOU LONGER IF THIS HAPPENS SAY YOU FORGOT SOMETHING AND WILL BE BACK OR TELL THEM ITS GOOD IDEA SKIDDADDLE I DO NOT KNOW THE MECHANISM BUT MAYBE THE LINE BIULD UP IS CUE TO THE BAD GUYS OUT SIDE AND IN. THERE ARE PEOPLE PLACING CARDS,ADS ON CARS THESE MAY BE LOOKERS OBSERVERS ,I'VE HEARD OF GROCERIES STOLEN, BEER IN PARKING LOTS. YOU KEEP CAR EMPTY OR IN TRUNK HAVE SOME BURGER TRASH, EMPTY CUP NOTHING MORE. THE SYSTEM DOWN MAY INCLUDE CAMS THIS IS UNKOWN KEEP PHONE ON AND RECORD YOU ARE THE SECURITY CAMERA FOR YOUR SELF. EXIT STORE WHEN SYTEMS DOWN YOU WILL SEE EDGY PEOPLE ,YOU ARE EXITING THE DANGER ZINE. NOW YOU HAVE KEYS AT READY NO FUMBLING  IN PARKING LOT YOUR PHONES STILL RECORDING. NOW YOU CALL SOME ONE OR PRETEND IF ANY ONE COMES UP THEY SEE YOU ON PHONE.  IF ANY SHADY OUT PLACE CHARACTERS ARE IN CAR OR YOU SEE DANGER CALL PROPERTY MANAGEMENT OR SECURITY IF FASTER YOU CALL THE LAW. IT ALSO HELPS IF YOU CARRY IN 2A STATE | image tagged in city,america,chicago,nyc,chattanooga | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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THESE ARE TIPS FROM A MAN LIVING IN A DANGEROUS TOWN AND USED REAL COMBAT SCENARIOS NOTHING HERE IS DESIGNED TO DO ANYTHING BUT GIVE YOU EXAMPLES AND MY OBSERVATION. WHEN YOU ENTER A ESTABLISHMENT AND YOU SEE A SLOW REGISTER, OR THEY SAY WAIT OUR SYSTEMS ARE DOWN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY AND IF AT WALMART BIG PLACES AND THERE'S 200 PEOPLE IN THE STANDING OR WAIT SOME ONE WILL KNOW YOU AND CHAT KEEPING YOU LONGER IF THIS HAPPENS SAY YOU FORGOT SOMETHING AND WILL BE BACK OR TELL THEM ITS GOOD IDEA SKIDDADDLE I DO NOT KNOW THE MECHANISM BUT MAYBE THE LINE BIULD UP IS CUE TO THE BAD GUYS OUT SIDE AND IN. THERE ARE PEOPLE PLACING CARDS,ADS ON CARS THESE MAY BE LOOKERS OBSERVERS ,I'VE HEARD OF GROCERIES STOLEN, BEER IN PARKING LOTS. YOU KEEP CAR EMPTY OR IN TRUNK HAVE SOME BURGER TRASH, EMPTY CUP NOTHING MORE. THE SYSTEM DOWN MAY INCLUDE CAMS THIS IS UNKOWN KEEP PHONE ON AND RECORD YOU ARE THE SECURITY CAMERA FOR YOUR SELF. EXIT STORE WHEN SYTEMS DOWN YOU WILL SEE EDGY PEOPLE ,YOU ARE EXITING THE DANGER ZINE. NOW YOU HAVE KEYS AT READY NO FUMBLING IN PARKING LOT YOUR PHONES STILL RECORDING. NOW YOU CALL SOME ONE OR PRETEND IF ANY ONE COMES UP THEY SEE YOU ON PHONE. IF ANY SHADY OUT PLACE CHARACTERS ARE IN CAR OR YOU SEE DANGER CALL PROPERTY MANAGEMENT OR SECURITY IF FASTER YOU CALL THE LAW. IT ALSO HELPS IF YOU CARRY IN 2A STATE