Third Leg
Crotch Rocket
The Key to the Lock
Crotch Slapper
Pork Steeple
Trouser Snake
Nose In the Beard
Cucumber
Lil’ Winkey
Jack in the Box
Man Bits
Dead Eye Sam
Sad Larry
Dirty Ice Cream Cone
Electric Boogaloo
Ice Pick
Meat-hose
Pipe Cleaner
Piddle Fiddle
Pleasure Rod
Love Shaft
Sexy Suppository
Vesuvius
The Reason I Have All of Those Children That I Hate
Milk Hose
Dangle Blaster
Floppy Fish
Man-Motor
Woman-Slayer
Bungee Smuggler
Package
Flesh Saber
Eye Dropper
Lumpy
Dipstick
00-Dong
Mr. Meowsworth
Gonadulous
Grave Digger
Suckshroom
Tallywhacker
Handy Hammer
A Real Love Handle
Long N’ Girthy
The Spreader
Power Point
Terms and Conditions
Hairy Pen
Wankhammer
Juicy Dribbler
Rabid Dog
Dongzilla
Dongasaurous Rex
Filler
Jelly Roll
Cream-Filling Cannon
The Lone Warrior
Front Tail
Fleshy Bong
A Bad Seat
An OK Seat
A Damned Good Start
Target
Sweatsicle
Quiver Bone
Man Clit
Jiggly Wiggly