?????

Neat.
I have Knoppers.

Explain I am too American to understand

Knoppers is a product that is structurally strikingly similar to Hanuta, which is an acronym for HaselNussTasche. Directly, it translates to hazelnut pocket, but it's more like 2 wholegrain waffles (a thin, fine and crispy kind) sandwiching a layer of chocolate with pieces of nut between them. Knoppers additionally has a creme layer reminiscent of Oreo creme.
I hope this was American enough to understand.

Wow sounds good

It is.

Bet =)

So what are scorpion suckers? I think I am too European to understand.

Ohhhh

So basically, its a sucker... but with a scorpion, yes a real scorpion inside it. Apparent it's supposed to taste like beef jerky with a fish aftertaste, I didn't really taste the scorpion at all until a few moments after and I can confirm there is a slight fish taste, not too bad.

Nice!
b a c n 🥓

BACON GIMME

Our two conversations right now really show some duality between styles of conversation.

Very true
I can pretty much adapt to talking to anyone

Australian candy products be kinda goofy fr

yea

Meanwhile, Butter and Ranch sodas:

What country are those from?

Russia.

Whaaaaa
No way, ranch soda???

It was basically manufactured in Russia, France, and Italy.

wow

Ye.

Frost mode XD

Indeed

Very

Yish

:3

How Australian

Yep

Yes

From what little I could barely taste through the candy I almost thought it tasted like a bitter nut.
Looked up that scorpion supposed to taste like beef jerky with a little bit of fish, the fish taste is a bit noticeable afterwards, I can still kinda taste it lol

Ah

Pretty good

First time eating a scorpion, not too bad actually.
Tbh I hardly tasted it with the candy, but the aftertaste was pretty strong

Mild Aussie snack

Real

Ants are a common snack

I hear about about that too.

Well specifically a type of ant in the colony

Neat

The ones that are living food storage

Makes sense

Yep