Klue/klux; Grab a seat
Have something to eat
Help yourself, it's all right
If you want a beer, they're over here
But we only got Coors Lite
Try a chip with my homemade dip
The stuff is outta sight
Right before bed, we'll shave your head
Good thing you're dressed in whiiiiite...
'Cause it's a Klan cookoooooout, yeah
'Cause it's a Klan cookooooooooooout... Racist