You find this peculiar chicken in your yard. What do you do?

*screams* kill it!

*it tilts its head in confusion*

What are you?!

*it chirps and walks closer to you*

(Batten Rouge. First person, will only speak in Pirate English.)
"Ahoy there, lil fella." *I kneel down and approach it in a friendly way*

*it walks up to her and chirps cutely*

*I push my sword and its sheath out of the way so that it doesn't get scared*

*it tilts its head, wondering what those were that she moved*

"They ain't import'nt. All ye need t' know is that ye be safe now."

*it looks like it wants to be held*

Arnhem: *I look at it with this expression*