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How did you learn to type

i saw kaden do it. didnt seem that hard. and it isnt

Ok
Do you know his relation to the user named DarthSwede

he "simps" for him. whatever that means

He ummmmm loves him

but hes only supposed to love me!

Well he loves you as a friend
He loves swede as a lover

unacceptable! he will pay for this!

May I see your Cuteness

can you see it? im standing on the keyboard

No
Because I see what you see on the screen not through the screen

Puffers what if he does this to you

what is that?

Uhhh so it's a stereotype that Chinese people eat your kind and the joke is that it's your kind in a microwave to make food

Puffers your cute

thank you ^w^

Yay

puffers do you see what he does in his memechats

yeah. theres 2 people named swede and lavender he seems to really talk to. whats an erp?

yay
I’m not there anym-
lavender.
she still here?

i went through both of yalls to. yall have uh. talked.

whats being "kissed and petted"
sounds fun

O_O

Puffers is he a virgin

id assume so. i dont know what a virgin is but it sounds like a good thing to be called

it means if he didn’t have sex yet

id assume not

How’d you learn to type

saw him do it.

Puffers how big is his dick

whats a dick?

the dangly thing between his legs

ive never seen it

yeah right

im serious

also do you know why his parents hate him so much they named him "kaden" with a k?

parents? im assuming thats the older guy who tells him to do stuff. i dont know why.

What's his life like

miserable. he always talks about how i make things better tho