Lex luthor

Lam

Hlg

Lamo

muahahaha

*sadly holsters revolver*

*BAHAHAHAHA*
"and I don't wanna see you using any of those weapons inside or near my house"

"I HAVE MY BELONGINGS"

*Holds out fursuit full of guns and spare clothes*

"I don't mean this as offensive in any way but you DESPERATELY need to clean yourself"

"MAY I USE YOUR SHOWER"

"sure"

"OKAY"

*4 minutes later*

"YOUR DRAIN IS CLOGGED"

"what comes out of a robot that can clog a drain???"

*the bathtub was full of blood, grease, oil, and who knows what else*

"WHAT
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU WERE CLEAN"

"I DO NOT KNOW"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW"

":3"

"ROBOTS KEEP RECORD OF EVERYT- nevermind"

"WELL I FORGOT"

"whatever uh
I don't think it is safe to try to unclog that drain"

"I HAVE THE PERFECT TOOL"

*pulls out revolver*

"do not."

*SHOTS THE DRAIN*

"do not
do that
ever
again
besides the liquid seems to be a non-newtonian fluid, so it just stopped on the surface"

":("

"watch"
*he slapped the mystery stew
it reacted as if it were solid*
"now put that away or you can find another house to stay in"

"I-Is it a vigilante who found out about our illegal arms? Our black market?"

"YOU MADE MY OVEN. IT DID NOT WORK."

"HOW DID YOU GUYS BUILD A FIGHTER JET IN WW2 WHEN YOU HAD NO EXPERIENCE WITH IT, BUT WHEN I WANTED A PLASMA TOASTER, YOU SAID THAT WAS "IMPOSSIBLE"."

"At least he hasn't found our-"

'Alert, the railgun has been taken from its storage case"

*lasers go RIGHT THROUGH the walls*

How would Mr react to seeing Degen's face do an "OwO"

"who are you and why are you at my doorstep"

"I NEED HOME. I GOT EVICTED"

"uhhh
you can
you can live in my shed
it's a big shed"

"CAN I SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH"

"for tonight I guess-"
*sniff sniff
HRRK*

how did i guess you made this without reading the username

Because