Rp with Saike

Marshal: "Another demon..?"

Saike: yup

*An hand punches Saike’s face.*

Saike: ..wha

*He then jumps up on top of Saike. *

Byrd: Haaaaah! Fooled yaaaaaaa!!!! Hehehehehehehehe!

Saike: AG-

*Hes on top of Saike. *

Saike: Ugh, get off

*He hugs the hell out of Saike.*

Saike: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

Byrd: Because i WUV youuuuuuuuhuu!!!!!!!

Saike: what??

Byrd: I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rahhhhhh!

Saike: *pushes him off*

*Byrd eeps.*

Saike: Ugh, dumbass

*gets up*

*He feels something in his right pocket.*

Saike: ?

*He picks it up. It’s a card from Byrd. He must’ve slipped it over there.*

Saike: *reads it*

Dear Saike,

Once you read this, you know that I have been drunk. I might have probably confessed some weird shit for you, and I’m sorry.

Anyways, the next time we meet… it may probably be out last. You obviously know why. I don’t know when we’ll see each other, but please under all circumstances, spend the rest of your time with your family. You’ll never know which one of us will go.

With Love and Very Kind Regards from your loving, nose-bleeding threat, Byrd.

Saike: huh..

[P.S. I hope at some point you will forgive me.]

Saike: WHY

Byrd: sorryyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

Saike: CAN YOU JUST LET GO

Byrd: UGHHHHHH!!!! PARTYPOOPERRRRRR!!!!

*He falls down and lets go.*

Saike: thanks bitch!

Byrd: Why you hate me soooo muccccchhhhhh??????

I thought you saaaawww through me lieeeeeee!!!!

*He grabs his leg.*

Saike: because you threatened to do it

*Byrd cries uncontrollably and then eeps.*

Saike: what.. the f**k

*He sleeps soundly.*

Saike: …

[Extra P.S. I love you S O M U C H !]

Saike: -_-

*goes through*

*Another hand attacks.*

*that also goes through him*

Saike: hm?

*A blue figure puts him in a bear hug.*

Saike: Eh?

*Its Byrd. Hes high and drunk.*

Byrd: ...

Saike: what the f**k?

*Hes tired too.*

Byrd: ...

Saike: can you.. let me go??

Byrd: ... just ten minutesssssss

Saike: IM MARRIED AND STRAIGHT ASSHOLE

Byrd: Naaahhh!! THASSSS summmm crazzzzyyyy shhhhhhitt you sayyyyy!! Ooh boy! Im luvin dis day!

Saike: YOURE NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE

Byrd: IIIII ammmm... Why are you being ssssoooo ruuuuude? Im jusssstttt beeeiiiinnggg niiiiiicccccceeeeee

Saike: YOU JUST CONFESSED YOUR LOVE TO ME, AND IM M A R R I E D

Byrd: Calm downnn uh. Its all goooood. If youre married the youre verrrry, verrry luckyyyyyyy.

Saike: the f**k you mean?

(Jsyk this happens straight after my current story)

Byrd: Eheheh! I still wuv youuu!!! Lil cutiieeee

Saike: STOOOP

*Byrd snores on Saike.*