I AM ADOLF HITLER! COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH! Little known fact, ALSO DOPE ON THE MIC! You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that burnt ass face. You have the force to move objects, I AM A FORCE TRUELY EVIL! THEY EVEN WENT BACK IN TIME TO TURN YOU BACK IN THE PREQUEL! LOOK AT YOU! YOUR NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON. I PERFERED YOU IN SPACEBALLS! THE RIC MORANIS VERSION!
YOU STINK VADER, YOUR SMELL LIKE SOMETHIN SOUR! YOU NEED TO WASH UP VADER! here, take a step into my shower. I'll turn all your friends against you. Even my speeches breed hater. Put your lightsaber against a clan of all your white neighbors