silly splendor

Milo: Hai soccer ball

Splendor: Soccer ball?

Milo: ye

Splendor: I AM NOT A F**KING SOCCER BALL AAAAAAAA

Milo: ??

Splendor: *leaves*

Milo: *follow*

Splendor: *teleports away*

Milo: *teleports with him*

Splendor: How’d you-

Milo: Hai soccer ball

Splendor: …

…

Milo: :3

Splendor: *sob*

Milo: ?

Splendor: am i really that ugly where i look like a soccer ball

Milo: Nuh

Splendor: Really?

Milo: ye

Splendor: Thanks

Milo: yw

Haon, BlackHole's fourth kid: Hi pap

Splendor: What? Where’d they go??

Haon: Kidnapped

Splendor: WHAT

Haon: .-.

Splendor: By who

Haon: Their ship had the words "Empire of Darkness" written on them

Splendor: Thanks.
*Splendor immediately phases through existence and is on the ship with his sword unsheathed*

*the ship is nowhere*

Splendor: …oop

Haon: The ship was big

Splendor: Hello there…

May I ask why you call me your father?

Haon, he is a biblically accurate angel: "Pap" is a shortened version of "Splendor" so no, I am not calling you my father

Splendor: …I don’t see how it is, but you do you

Haon: *Was telling a lie* Anyways, how you doing?

Splendor: Good…

Haon: that is nice to hear .-.

Splendor: How are you doing?

Haon: I am doing very fine, pap

Splendor: what about your siblings and mother

Haon: Orby is fine, Vania is currently missing, Marilda is missing and my mom is gone