Couldn't be assed to reply to the comments cuz I'm lazy af

1am? it starts at 7pm and ends at 10pm everyone knows that

I've heard of people going around until that time before.

if they knock just pull out the longsword and then give them their "candy"

I've been tempted, believe me (mainly the teenagers who are out at ass o'clock)

well
#1 it's usually in the neighborhood, which is people you know
#2 Halloween typically ends at like 9:00 PM

Well, in England we tend to not know our neighbours because everyone keeps themselves to themselves
Also some kids, especially teenagers are still out at like midnight

oh
that's fair
I'd hate Halloween too if I wasn't American
but since I am
SPOOKY CANDY DAY

nerd