Anger noodle

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Charlie: *man is wondering wtf to do* Oh…. Oh shit.
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“Oh, that’s just Scraps, they’re being shy.” *He said in a teasing tone*



“I’m not being ‘shy’ I’m making sure I don’t die you stupid f**k!”
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Charlie: O-Oh- I wouldn’t kill you-
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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(Reference photo) 

*Scrap sighed and walked out, with Skootle slithering onto their shoulders* “Are you happy now that you have your noble steed?”



“‘Noble steed’ my ass, you’re a malnourished donkey at best.” *Skoots patted Scrap’s shoulder with his tail*
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*though being terrified, he snickers*
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“F-ck you.” *They mumbled*



“Zoophile.”
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Charlie: How in the f**k am I a Zoophile- 

(Those people are disgusting tbh)
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“Not you, Scraps.”



“I’m not-“ *They sighed, picking Skoots up. He surprisingly fit in their hand* “Listen. Stop making sex jokes when that motherf-cker can easily step on us like two bugs.”
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Charlie: I wouldn’t-
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“Oh! B-t-dubs, can you bring back the cat Halloween Decoration? One of our friends are dating that motherf-cker and he misses them.”
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Charlie: oh uh- sure
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“Mimi, get your gay-ass over here!” *They called to him, and this man (I didn’t have a better reference) came out from the couch, poor man was shaking like a leaf*
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*he backed up a bit*
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“Wh-why…why-? Is…why is..he here?” *He looked at Scrap, who shrugged*



“Skoots decided to move around got caught.”
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Charlie: how many of you are there…
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“Uh…okay, Scrap be my hands.” *He mumbled and Scrap tapped their foot and held up their hands* “Fists.” *He ordered and they closed their hands* “okay so we got, Me, Scraps, Mimi, Swiss, Boots, Dizzy, and should we count Checkers? I feel like we should, count Checkers. So that’d be seven I think.”
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Charlie: heaven have mercy-
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“Yeah, don’t worry most of us are nice.”



“Most of us?” *Scrap asked.*



“Yeah, Swiss’s a bitch-“



“Ugh, you know they’re just making sure none of us do anything stupid.”
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Charlie: what animal is Swiss?
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“Same as this one-“ *He pointed his hand at Mimi* “Wha’s it called?”



“A bear?”



“Yeah, that-“
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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*legit So was the snake, scrunched up and eyes narrowed at him.*
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Charlie: *slowly backing toward the wall* I thought you were dead-
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“I thought you were downstairs-“ *He mumbled to himself* “sh-t.”
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(I hate snakes irl so this is funny)

Charlie: how tf can you talk-
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“To be honest? I don’t know I don’t have a tongue. Nor teeth. Why didn’t you make me with teeth!? There is so many people I want to just…tear their face up, but no. YOU didn’t give me teeth!” *The anger noodle, was an angry noodle* 

(I’m afraid of wild snakes but if it was nice id be fine with it.)
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*scurd*

Charlie: Sorry….
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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*He sighed* “it’s fine I guess- I just don’t see why you couldn’t pick ANY OTHER ANIMAL to make me as!” *in case you hadn’t noticed, Skootle is a very big complainer*
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Charlie: I didn’t know you would come to life!
.Lefte_The_Lefty.
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“Well then…I don’t know- Be smarter!” *He snapped, as another voice sternly whispered something to Skootle*
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Charlie: What was that?!
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Galene: Wha-?!

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So you/a family member made the goober shown below as a home ec project in high school, and years later, you go into the attic and find the goober movin around, wdyd? Not a super serious rp but not a joke rp either, human OC’s only this time around, and uh…other basic rules. Please no romance you Zoophile.