rp with phantasm in non canon land or whatever (image unrelated)

Chaos; non-cannon equals death

Phantasm: What do you mean?

Chaos: hahahahahahahaha

Phantasm: …

Chaos: It means I get to murder everyone I want to without consequences

Phantasm: Don’t murder me, please

Chaos: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Phantasm: …

Chaos: >:)

Phantasm: …so are you going to kill me or not?

Chaos; yeah

*Phantasm is f**king dead.*

Chaos; *flies away*

*you f**king killed her*

Chaos; non cannonicly tho

Phantasm: Then go ahead, don’t be a coward

Chaos: *summons a giant chaos energy blast*

Phantasm: There we go. Was that so hard?

Chaos: no i just wanted to be evil for a second

Phantasm: Yeah, that’s right. You don’t have the balls.

Chaos: *proceeds to blow her up,z

*f**king DEAD*

Chaos: that's what you get biiiittttccchhhh

*dead*

Chaos: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

X: why are you like this

Derp face

indeed

Nacl-

Saike: aaaaaaaaa

Phantasm: Oh. Well, i’m sorry for thinking that about you.

Saike: k

any ways wheerrr caee

Phantasm: Why are you screaming?
(phantasm isn’t a lesbian, how would that work)

(Nacla doesn’t care about consent)

Saike: notthhiinnnggg

Phantasm: Cmon, tell meeeeee

Saike: I cantttt find caeeeeee.. she gon

*drunk*

Phantasm: I think you’re drunk…
Who’s that?

Saike: my wifeeeeee

Phantasm: *thinking* How’d this hopeless alcoholic get a wife?

*talking* Oh. No, I haven’t…

Saike: heyyy yim not a hpoeelesss droonnkkk

Phantasm: …how could you read my mind

Saike: I sawwww thrrrrougghhb commennttt

Yeah, she would get along with ultradude

Phantasm: Would I??