Riding on the tower I am like a sitting duck
I would feel much safer if my teammates didn't suck
They should all go forward and protect me with their shots
I'll just keep on riding while I'm having tower thoughts
What propels the tower, how's it floating in midair
Would it be ascending if those anchors weren't there
When I pay attention there's this jingle that I hear
Either from the tower or the ice cream truck is near
Time to assemble all the thangs
This thing is gonna take us home
Stepping in, I'm getting kinda nervous, now wait a sec
Let me out, let me out, let me out oh let met out!
Riding on the tower and it looks like we're in luck
'cause the other team is uncoordinated as f**k
Time to work together and to show them how it's done
Make them wish they never would have let go
Of the coffee makers hanging in their spawn
Spamming all our specials, we will force them to retreat
Checkpoints only stall their unavoidable defeat
Join me on the tower we can knock this out for free
Careful of the spire when you superjump to me
