friends with Interitus

How would they get along

Oh right

Degen doesn't only kill people who wronged him

He just kills whoever he doesn't like

Which is a lot of people

he likes cotton candy

Now I wonder

Can he eat

kills the delivery guy when he asks for payment

"THERE ARE TWO THINGS I CANNOT DEFEAT

THE IRS
AND JESUS"

later in the game he defeats one
"do you even own a rag to wipe this thing with"
just occurred to me
robot in animal suit
five night freddy 😨

"I DO NOT HAVE SPACE FOR A RAG

I ONLY HAVE SPACE FOR GUN"

*Pulls out a frying pan, a revolver, two shotguns, an LMG, a sniper, two M4A1s, an RPG, two Uzis, a rail gun, and a grenade launcher*

"space for a whole fortnite inventory but not a rag? Really?"

"THE SMELL ADDS

PERSONALITY"

"mhm sure"

"IT FITS MY ROOM

THAT ALSO SMELLS LIKE AN ASSORTMENT OF HUMAN FLUIDS"

".. which fluids..?"

"...

ALL OF THEM"

"ALL OF THEM
YOU MEAN"

"I DO NOT EVEN HAVE ONE"

"the people you kill in here do"

"WELL

FUN FACT

THE HUMAN BODY EXPELS LIQUIDS FROM ITS BODY AFTER DEATH"

"you literally told me earlier how you KNOW how to stab someone so they-"

"THAT TOO

I WOULD GET SOMEONE TO CLEAN IT, BUT I AM AFRAID THEY WILL MESS WITH MY BARBIE DOLLHOUSES"

"what would anyone find valuable about your dollhouse"

"IT IS VINTAGE

ALSO, ONE OF THE DOLLS IS COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF A FAMOUS RADIO SHOW HOST"

"Who?"

"LARRY KING"

"well they don't know that"

"I HAVE NO ERRORS

MY ONLY ERROR WAS FAILING TO ALERT PRESIDENT KENNEDY"

"wait what
YOU IDIOT
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
WHAT WERE YOU DOOIINNGG"

"I WAS BUSY MURDERING THE EMPLOYEES AT MY LOCAL PIZZA HUT BECAUSE I DID NOT ORDER ONIONS ON THEM"

"first of all what pizza place has onions
two
YOU IDIOT
YOU MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE ANYONE COULD EVER MAKE!!"

"EXCUSE ME"

*pulls out dual shotgun*

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT"

"THE GUY WHO LET THE PRESIDENT'S HEAD GET BLOWN OFF"

*FECKING SHOOTS HEAD*

*every buckshot hit the wall bc plot armor*
"uh uh uhhh"
*Waves finger*

"YOU SMELL BAD"

"says the guy who's room is covered in c-"

"Hey, that pizza's gonna be 17.95, can I get a ti-"

*BLAM*
also wym "a little zesty" 🤨

He likes girly music

Oh
imagine the coolest looking guy ever blows your head off with a 12 gauge while he's playing California Girls 😭😭😭

"HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO TURN OFF MY MUSIC

DEATH IS THE ONLY ANSWER"

Fun fact, in order to try to stop The Degenerate, they built a model of him that was even more insane and ruthless
At first, The Degenerate died, and went to Hell
Then, because he was salty, he killed his way out of hell, and killed his superior version

Who's they?
Wait, Degen's a robot? I thought he was a guy with a mask

They is this corrupt business that pissed him off

And yes, he started as a human, but I decided to turn him into a robot, because it's cooler

but robots don't go anywhere after death
is he part organic like them Ultrakill robots?

Nah, he literally goes to hell because God deemed him that much of an a-hole that he still deserves to go to hell

When he gets there he is confused at first why he's there because he's a robot, but he just ignored it

"you
I dislike you"
"what
oh dangit"

"YES

STABBING PEOPLE IN CERTAIN PLACES CAN DO FUN THINGS"

"EWWWWWW THAT IS DISGUSTING"

"THEY TELL ME TO TURN DOWN MY MUSIC

THAT WARRANTS MUTILATION"

"you are a weird and disgusting person_

"I AM CALLED THE DEGENERATE FOR A REASON"

"I thought it was a nickname"

"WELL MY ACTUAL NAME IS A VERY LONG SERIES OF NUMBERS, LETTERS, AND SPECIAL CHARACTERS

IT DOES NOT ROLL OFF THE TONGUE AS GOOD"

"you are very weird"

"WHY THANK YOU"

"did your receptors have an error or something"