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SEA what I did there? *Giggles uncontrollably*

SEA what I did there? *Giggles uncontrollably* | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
147 views 6 upvotes Made by anonymous 3 months ago in IMGFLIP_PRESIDENTS
30 Comments
2 ups, 3mo
WHY DID THE OCTOPUS LAUGH? HE HAD TEN TICKLES | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 3mo,
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What happened to Slobama
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3 ups, 3mo,
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I don't know. He just stopped uploading one day. I don't pay *that* much attention to the goings on around here (unlinked some people I won't name)

He was a pain in the arse tbh
1 up, 3mo,
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It’s just that, of all the people to go inactive. I would have never expected him too
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3 ups, 3mo,
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Same, he was obsessed with stalking me and BritishMormon back in the day.
1 up, 3mo,
1 reply
And he would memeplug all the time, I never clicked on them tho lmao
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3 ups, 3mo,
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Dr Manhattan Source | B-but we threw everything in the book at you! We tried to psychoanalyse you and rip apart your philosophy! How are you still persisting? I d | image tagged in dr manhattan source | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
He used to try and psychoanalyse me much like a few other obsessed stalkers have in the past in these long wall of text essays alongside a few other users who were Right-wing and subject to their whinging. He was completely unaware of the reality that I simply don't give a shit and don't take myself seriously and that concept simply escaped his understanding of my motives.

He drove himself a bit mad with his hate-fuelled obsession with me and to my credit I did try to help him. I really tried to lower his guard and get him to mellow out and perhaps just have a bit of fun but his left-wing, delusional, terminally-online, tormented mind wouldn't let him simply enjoy himself.
He's unfortunately not the first person to start obsessively hating on me and taking me seriously. I mean seriously, ME. I'm the dumbest f**ker on Imgflip and I regularly rip the piss out of myself because I'm just here to have fun but for whatever reason sad, delusional leftists keep trying to 'destroy' me and my supposed ego or whatever thing they imagine up for whatever fantasy reason they use as justification be it my previous character's (alts) or whatever particular storyline I've come up with for roleplay to use against me somehow.
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Sorry for the long reply but I thought you deserved a better perspective.
1 up, 3mo,
1 reply
I read most of that

I mainly only knew him from his porn streams and this stream
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2 ups, 3mo,
1 reply
Aye, him and a few other users are the only people on here somehow more horny than me.
1 up, 3mo,
1 reply
I’ve never seen you horny on here lmao
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2 ups, 3mo,
1 reply
Lucky you lmao
1 up, 3mo
Probably lmao
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2 ups, 3mo,
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The point YOU are missing, is that it's easier to let you stick around than play whack-a-mole deleting you. Instead you face this permanent exile of sorts which means no matter how long or hard you play this you will always been seen as an alt of a previously banned account. So feel free to post whatever or however you want. You will never get farther than that, let alone control of this stream.

tl;dr version- no one is buying it, least of all, you.
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2 ups, 3mo,
1 reply
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1 up, 3mo,
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That's right, pu$$y 🥱 You deleted the other post you made because you clearly were triggered, and outed yourself. That's why I screenshot it ;)

The internet isn't written in pencil, "H*tler_did_no_wrong", it's written in ink.

Again...

You know the score.

You know where you stand.

You know how little you know.

Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem, f****t. ~DW ;)
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2 ups, 3mo,
1 reply
I'm in your head rent free.
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1 up, 3mo
Uh huh 🥱 That's why you deleted your comment outta embarrassment. Cuz damn right you living free in my head, it's a prison and you my b**ch.😁

Now if you excuse me, I have to take a big fat Darth_Memeus. That's my new word for sh*t after today's events.

Don't break an arm jerking yourself off.
~DW
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1 up, 3mo
You're funny, I'll give you that. Have an upvote on me, mystery man :)
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1 up, 3mo,
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1 up, 3mo,
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Oh, the goal was NEVER to find a way to get you to stop. Trolls are par for the course when it comes to the internet. That would be like wanting to rid LA of the homeless. And that's pretty much what you are here on imgflip. A bum wandering the streams like a low-rent online Frank Gallagher ranting and raving that you "won".

It's like this: I hate Nazis. But you are a wannabe fake incompetent Nazi. So having you around to beat up is like having a rent-free human punching bag to get my "Inglorious Basterds" anti-Nazi fix. Deleting you would be breaking my favorite toy.

tl;dr version- Having your impotent arse on this stream is like having you s u c k my d*** and having you thank me for it. Welcome.

~DW ;)
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2 ups, 3mo,
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Using all my buzzwords, trying my methods though with all the subtlety of a napalm enema. You clearly learn from the best. Though your technique is completely unrefined, mystery man.

So who are you? Which of my many defeated and broken butthurt wannabe rivals are you?
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1 up, 3mo
Don't beg for attention. It's bad form.
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1 up, 3mo,
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0 ups, 3mo
As a consolation prize to ya, at least you seem to agree with me that 'you've done your best'.
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1 up, 3mo,
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>Don't beg for attention. It's bad form.

No need, you're giving me plenty unwarranted, already.

https://i.imgflip.com/8lw7jr.gif
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1 up, 3mo
I wasn’t talking ‘unwarranted’ ‘tissues’.

But you’re obviously ‘also’ begging me to help lift your spirits, or something along those lines, since you’re hemorrhaging here— deleting your embarrassing comments, and (badly) pretending that I haven’t gotten into your head.

So, how about a joke instead?

An internet fail-troll grabbing her pu$$y in pain…

A wannabe Nazi crying their eyes out…

And someone who will NEVER be President (nor mod) of this stream…
…walk into a bar.

Bartender says,
“HI! DARTH_MEMEUS!”
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1 up, 3mo,
1 reply
I'm in your head rent-free :)
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0 ups, 3mo
As a consolation prize to ya, at least you seem to agree with me that 'you've done your best'
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2 ups, 3mo,
1 reply
1 up, 3mo
Yep. It is nice having a break from all the memeplugs
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