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fun fact: phantasm may or may not have a MAD crush on ultradude of all people

fun fact: phantasm may or may not have a MAD crush on ultradude of all people | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Pearlfan23 M
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Lmao
-.Nugget.- M
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Phantasm: He’s just-

So stupid that it’s sorta cute
Anonymous_Cat M
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He doesn’t have time for love he’s too ULTRA!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎
-.Nugget.- M
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Ultradude: Never met her, I dunno.
Anonymous_Cat M
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K
-.Nugget.- M
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Ultradude: Who is she
-.Nugget.- M
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Phantasm: *stutter* N-n…

nuh-uh!
Anonymous_Cat M
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Hes way to ultra for you bud
-.Nugget.- M
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Phantasm: Why, have you ever met him?
Anonymous_Cat M
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No, I kinda want to

*walks up to him*
-.Nugget.- M
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Ultradude: …hi. Don’t mind the bloodstains, I just killed some wanker’s dog
Anonymous_Cat M
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Ok, say, are you too ultra for her?

*points at phantasm*
-.Nugget.- M
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Ultradude: Who?
Anonymous_Cat M
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That girl
Minos_PRIME M
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The first stanza is me when I'm losing an argument and realize their skin tone
-.Nugget.- M
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this is the dust left behind on my keyboard after losing an argument
Anonymous_Cat M
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Didn’t sanguine chain him up one time?
-.Nugget.- M
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not in a sexual way
Anonymous_Cat M
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He probably still liked it
-.Nugget.- M
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he’s too self-absorbed to care about women
Anonymous_Cat M
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He doesn’t have time for love he’s too ULTRA!!!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎😎
-.Nugget.- M
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also clarification
ultradude isn’t dumb, he is actually smart

he just thinks in a way different from us
Anonymous_Cat M
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Yea
-.Nugget.- M
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he’s basically just doctor doofenshmirtz if you take away the whole “evil scientist who makes machines” thing
Anonymous_Cat M
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Lmao
Minos_PRIME M
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Autism
Minos_PRIME M
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I ate your testicles last night :)
-.Nugget.- M
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no wonder they smell like shit
eat a mint
Minos_PRIME M
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I was talking to ultradude silly 🪿

...

Yeah you know EXACTLY what they smell like, don't you?
-.Nugget.- M
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yeah cuz your girl kept commenting on it while she was trying to swallow them
Minos_PRIME M
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But I already ate them
Minos_PRIME M
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Omi: it's okay, I like Eggy because he's kinda dumb...
-.Nugget.- M
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Phantasm: It’s not that I like him because he’s so unhinged…

I, uh…

Uh…
Minos_PRIME M
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Omi: you uh uh uh uh...
You like him. You like how goofy he is. You like the silly things he does. You wanna get violently railed in the @ss by him.

Ok maybe not the last one... yet.
-.Nugget.- M
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Phantasm: Yes to all of those. But he’s just so… busy with his dumpster fire of a life. I don’t think he wants to have to look out for another human being other than himself.
Minos_PRIME M
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Omi: sounds like you should look out for him.
That's how I made Eggy fall for me... Protect him and show him affection like he's a fragile little pet birdy. Stand up for him, especially when he can't stand up for himself.
-.Nugget.- M
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Phantasm: Hm…
Minos_PRIME M
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Omi: just think about it...
*cuddles da egg*

Eggy: hi I'm here.
-.Nugget.- M
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Phantasm: Hello
Minos_PRIME M
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Omi: well I have an egg to get railed by~
Think about what I said, mk?

Eggy: yknow "rail" isn't a verb, silly-goose
-.Nugget.- M
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Phantasm: …ew. And, bye, I guess
Minos_PRIME M
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Eggy: I don't get it?
What's so gross...

*Omi walks out the door with Eggy in her arms*

*Meanwhile Essy holds up a giant thumbs up thingy you see at sports games n stuff*
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