RP with Baba Yaga cuz I'm bored

(HOLY SHIT IT’S JOHN WICK) /j

Baba Yaga: stupid man, thinks he's scarier than me. HA! I give him run for his money!

Saike: urgh why am I here

Baba Yaga: you, blood demon! You want to work in my mansion to make spells?

Saike: no

BY: very well

Saike: why would I wanna do that?

BY: because backbreaking labor bring discipline

Saike: thousands of years in hell is better discipline

Vernon Logan: Hey there, you look like you've seen everything here, what kinda advice you got for people?

Baba Yaga: speak soft and carry big magic staff

Vernon: Ah. I see. Thanks.

Phantasm: *visibly disgusted*

Baba Yaga: what is matter, you never see old lady before?

Phantasm: I’ve seen a lot, just…

Jesus Christ you are ugly

And that’s coming from the gal who doesn’t give a shit about looks

Baba Yaga: *casts a spell on her that turns her into an ugly old crone for the next 25 hours*
(Decide whether or not you want it to be canon)

Phantasm: …I regret everything I just said.

(Man, I really should've written Baba Yaga with a stereotypical Russian voice)