Smash

She's 15

Smash

Sir.

What

That is a minor

So am I, smash

She will beat you up

I’ve taken worse, smash

She will not let you smash

She is also a princess

Attempting to smash will result in the death penalty

Good I want to die, smash

Nuh uh

Smash

Nuh uh

Smash

She will kick

I will pin and tie down, smash

She is more physically capable

Proof?

She was taught martial arts as a child

And I was taught nothing, just a really high pain tolerance

Goomans are more resistant to blunt trauma

And I have a high pain tolerance