try to make her not pissed off challenge (impossible)

Saike: I found your dad

Phantasm: WHERE

Saike: I have no clue, but do you wanna check he’ll maybe? I could probably get him out if he croaked, and then he’d have cool demon powers

Phantasm: …

DON’T PLAY WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT

Saike: but I could help find him

Phantasm: I guess… but i’m quite tired of searching for him every day. I’m still a human being, y’know?

Saike: yuh

🎵 Have s*x, have s*x, have s*x! 🎵

Phantasm: Huh?

Can't spell org*sm without multiple letters from your name

Phantasm: F**king gooner

I'm gonna have a phantasm!!1!

UO: Hello.

Phantasm: …hi

UO: Who might you be?

Phantasm: Phantasm. Who are you?

UO: Name's UO. What's your story? What brings you out here?

Phantasm: None of your beeswax.

UO: Ah, I see.
*UO takes off his full hand gloves and puts on half-hand gloves, there's a bite mark on his left hand before it's covered.*
UO: I don't really like wearing full gloves over half-gloves, but I often forget which is which.

Phantasm: Okay.

UO: Kujtimet që preferojmë të mos i përmendim kurrë do të mbeten përgjithmonë të gdhendura në kujtimet tona atje ku nuk i harrojmë kurrë.

Phantasm: Mirë, dhe?

UO: Ah, një tjetër shqiptar në radhët e fshehura, Është mirë të shohësh një tjetër këtu. Edhe unë kam një histori, shumë brutale, por nuk do të them asgjë për këtë, është pak brutale.

Impulse: *gibs ice cream* Hello!

Phantasm: Yeah

*they just fly peacefully and eventually Impulse gets kinda tired so they stop*

Impulse: I liked that. Bye!

Phantasm: Okay, bye

Phantasm: Uhh… hi

Impulse: :)

Phantasm: …

Impulse: Wanna ride on my back? *eldritch bat*

Phantasm: If you weren’t a bat and if I didn’t know what you meant, i’d probably beat the shit out of you and walk away.

Sure.

*they fly over the forest*

Phantasm: …

Impulse: You okay??

Phantasm: Yeah. Why

Impulse: You're awfully quiet back there.

(Non horny smile)

(i’m not dirty minded enough to think it’s horny)

Phantasm: Just trying to enjoy myself, i’m not much of a talker

Impulse: Okay then

Phantasm: …

Impulse: *intense thoughts that sometimes leak out bc telepathy*

Phantasm: Uh

Impulse: Uh, sorry, that kinda came with my existence..

Phantasm: Okayyy…

(what thoughts)

(idk like "fun" facts he'd recently learned or something from his therapy job)

Impulse: Sorry if it bothers you

Phantasm: I’ve seen worse

Impulse: Oh ok then :>

Blook: "Bet, you wanna go shoot Ultradude"

Phantasm: No! What the hell?

Blook: "How about this"
*He pulls out a PC, but quickly puts it back*
Blook: "Whoopsie, almost let you see my secret game concepts! And yes, one of them was literally called commit murder simulator."
*He pulls out a truck and Infinite Crafts it into an ice cream truck*

Phantasm: *thinking* f**king NERD

“…what”

Blook: "Free"

Phantasm: …i’m gonna go now