Wanna see my 97 inch girth enormous chode that has blood seeping out of the pores and molten depleted uranium dripping from the urethra? It was the aftermath of my poopgasm. A poopgasm is essentially when you shit so hard that it stimulates your prostate vigorously, causing intense muscular convulsions that amalgamate poop and cum into coop. This coop then blasts out of your ass with such force that it can propel you vertically. When i had my first poopgasm, it was so intense that i was sent to Mars. Mars of all places! I had to endure the thin atmosphere asphyxiating me while the solar wind irradiated my cock, causing severe mutations. I managed to cum inside my mouth and tried my absolute hardest to poopgasm again while my final breaths left my body. The genetic properties of the swallowed, irradiated cum were so bizarre that it combined with all my coop. Half of it started glowing and pulsating. The pulsating part started shining brighter and brighter until in knocked everything back, turning into exotic matter. The other half broke off and collapsed into a black hole. Due to this intense gravity well in the space time fabric from the black hole, the exotic matter was able to stabilize the well and create a wormhole back to Earth, where I shortly recovered (apart from my cock).
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