Friendly reminder that this man can canonically solo the entire Hazbin Hotel universe with a frying pan and a Colt Python

but the hazbin hotel universe is literally just the literal universe

I know

did you mention hazbin hotel just to spite it 😭

Yeah

Cause Hazbin Hotel is pretty mid ngl

Alastor making a sex joke or smth unfunny cause the story was written by a woman
VERSUS
The Degenerate throwing a frying pan at his face at approximately 30 miles per hour

that’s cool but like
angel griffin

Okay but like
Degenerate throwing it back

doing what back

The cast iron frying pan flying at your face at the speed of a street speed limit:

oh ok

*insert Mortal Kombat x-ray*

His face is weird

His face is a screen

He can put a lot of things on it

Mostly facial expressions and funny images

That’s basically his face?

Yes

Ok thanks for answering my questions

...Sm-

That is a robot

There are no holes

And?

There is no way to smash

Yes huh

How

I will find a way

Nuh uh

Why