RP.mp3

Paleo: Hey Blook. Why is there a sanitized octoling doing here with a computer?

Blook: "She's Acht, from side order dlc. Uhm i think she's one of the random characters we brought into EOI to be at the castle."

Paleo: Oh. I wonder what's she's looking up?

Acht: "You don't wanna see. I just found something disgusting."
Blook: "Bet it's just you, lemme see."
*He sees vore art*
Blook:

Paleo: Wut is it?
*Looks at computer*
Paleo: WHAT DA F**K!

The art:

Paleo: WHAT IS THAT!? WHAT AM I EVEN LOOKING AT!?

Blook: "Huh, what's that noise-"
*He turns behind himself to see the Acht from the art is suddenly in the castle*

Paleo: ..... Kill it.

Blook: "She seems like she's not good, like bro she probably got a guy forced down her throat. Wait I know, we talk!"
Blook again: "Hey uhh Acht 2, you okay?"
Vore Art Acht: "Hell no. And I heard him say to kill me. Yes, I did get a guy forced down my throat and no I didn't like it."

Paleo: Well is there any way other than kill you. Plus idk why I think of that.

*Blook pulls out medicine that probably will at least do something about the high amounts of discomfort this Acht is experiencing*

Paleo: Uh Blook. What's in that medicine?

Blook: "I cooked up stomach medicine with my magic to do something."

Paleo: It better not do anything wrong.

*He pours the right amount into a tiny little measuring cup*

*Paleo watches him to make sure nothing goes wrong*

*The other Acht just takes the medicine and returns to lying on the floor*

Paleo: I hope this works

*Blook drags her over to Olly in the throne room*
Blook: "Yo Olly what do we do about this girl, she got summoned into Imgflip by some art"
Olly: "Y'know what, just give her one of the guest rooms, we'll keep her here temporarily."

Paleo: Ok then I guess.

*She goes into guest room 1 and it changes to Occupied*

Paleo: Blook, you sure this medicine will do anything?

Blook: "Okay maybe it's just green water but that doesn't matter i asked Dr. Blookie telepathically so he knows to make working medicine.

Paleo: Well I'm starting to get worried.

*Dr. Blookie gives him the real working medicine*
Blook: "Hmmm..."
*He gives it to the other Acht*
Blook: "Read the recommended dosage or you might die"

Paleo: Huh?

*Suddenly, Blook hears the door bust open.*
Blook: "Oh ok."
???: "Where's the CAPTAIN?"
Blook: "Shit f**k fack feck fock fick fyck he's looking for someone. This never means good because of past experiences with randos busting in asking where someone is."
*Cut to in the Captain's room*
Captain: "I'm watching the footage from the cameras out of extreme boredom."
InkBlook: "Yeah, today's pretty boring. You see anything interesting?"
Cap: "Very. A guy busted in looking for me."

Bloo: Who?

Cap: "Looks like Blook, but just a bit wrong."

Bloo: Is it because of his bandage on his eye?

Cap: "No, but- IS THAT BLOOD ON HIM?"

Bloo: He must've lost an eye

Cap: "No, that looks splattered from someone else!"

Bloo: I was talking about the bandage on his face but whatever

*Cut back to with Blook and Paleo*

Paleo: How is she doing?

Blook: "Idk but we should stop the other me"

Paleo: Blook, sometimes idk how many variations are there and why kept popping out of nowhere. I feel like there something creating these variations of you.

Blook: "Idk but we should stop him."

Paleo: Where tho? We're at the same spot where Acht is recovering, plus isn't this roleplay called "Acht's Art Problem"? We're just here on this rp only to stop another evil variation of you instead of just killing fetish artist who made disgusting art of Acht?

Blook: "Eh the rps we do always go in different directions"

Paleo: Example?

Blook: "The 2023 new years rp"

Paleo: Oh yeah. I remember.

Blook: "Anyways, let's-"
*SFX: Vine Boom*
Blook: "He's approaching Cap's room."
Insane Blook: "I couldn't get the other two whose eggos were preggo'd... My last option's this girl."
Blook: "Oh yeah btw Cap got [non-consented] by this creepy ass Inkling. Luckily he's in prison now."

Paleo: Blook, what do we do?

Blook: "Protecc captain"
*The Blook Rangers appear*
GS!Blook: "Women power!"
FS!Blook: "Tiny power!"
MBlook: "Mirror power!"
WasteBlook: "Wastelands power!"
Omega Blook: "All the power!"

Paleo: Omg, I think they're here to help.

*They block the way of Insane Blook and Blook makes a magic wall to stop him from the other way*

Paleo: Ok guys keep him in there. We don't want him to cause havoc or something

*He threatens them with a knife, ending up stabbing Omega Blook to get them out of the ay*

Paleo: ....Well that just happened.

*He busts into Cap's room*
Insane Blook: "You didn't want those two, right? Well, bet it's too late for the doctors to help. BUT I STILL CAN! =)"

Bloo: Oh flapjacks! What do we do Cap!

Blook: "There's always a bigger pepperoni!"

Paleo & Bloo:

Blook:

*Pizza Tower moment. Sorry, couldn't think of something*

*Frostbite Blook walks by before walking back and into the room*

Bloo: Oh hey FB.

*Insane Blook leaves the game*

Paleo: Looks like he left the chat.

Blook: "Good."

Paleo:

*Blook points back to the main castle room/

Paleo: Oh yeah, we need to see if she's ok now.

*They phase out of the room*

Paleo: Ok let's see if she's alright now.

Blook: "You good now?"
Acht2: "I don't feel like shit anymore if that helps."

Paleo: Sounds like good news.

*Fella Blook appears*
FBlook: "Please help."
Blook: "I swear what is it."
FBlook: "I may or may not have an emotional pregnant teen Inkling in my universe and I may or may not have gotten an Inkopolis celebrity pregnant. In my universe. I also may have roasted Marie saying that one time she got f**king emotional af over the flavor of her ice cream."

Paleo: What?

*Blook pulls Paleo with him into the portal FBlook made*
Blook: "Dr. Blookie stay with Acht2"

Paleo: Oh I see. My brain can't process after what he said. I was like, "Wtf?"

FBlook: "So we got Sophie here crying about almost falling onto concrete ground. And Marie's on the train to get here. Also Callie's pregnant too because of my forgetfulness."

Paleo: ...Jesus, what kind of universe is this?

Blook: "Hell."

Paleo: Should've called him Hell Blook because he's been through hellva rough times.

FBlook: "Yeah-"
*Picrew Blook (the og picrew blook) appears*
PBlook: "Hey uhh you got any way i can earn money fast i need to pay my taxes and also f**kin get shit for a baby"
FBlook: "Oh yeah btw his universe has a version of Holly who dates some other mf so he f**ked his Pearl instead lmao. Bulike i'd get you some money but i'm not goin all the way to an atm to get cash for you and this cash app shit is hard."
Blook: "I've got the money you need!"

Paleo: I brought some money. It's not like I stole some from a cheapskate crustacean.

*Blook gives PBlook some money*

*Paleo does the same*

*PBlook goes into his portal*

Paleo: Hope that'll help'em

FBlook: "Oh yeah btw we got a creep arrested lmao"

Paleo: Who? The artist who made a vore art of Acht?

FBlook: "What? No! That's still a creep tho."

Paleo: Well that was a first good guess but not internally. My 2nd guess would be that creepy Blook we saw last time.

FBlook: "This mf"

Paleo: What the- Why is he blushing like that?

FBlook: "He's been convicted on charges of many bad things."

Paleo: Like what?

Me myself: "I can't even have a f**king list of things without you asking 'LikE WhAT?' when I have a reason not to elaborate. Like with Dylan. He was convicted for many sexual offenses. That's all I can say without going into detail."

Paleo: ............. Uhhhh, still don't get it.
Bloo: I'll handle this. What he means that Dylan is horny.
Paleo: Bro what? Like how much?
Bloo: Oh very much!
Paleo: Damn!
Bloo: Yeah, you could've seen him doing some sexual stuff.

*A shadowy mf puts a gas canister down and blows it up*

Paleo: Ahh! What the phuck!

FBlook: "Trap him. He's Shadow Blook. We need to stop him before he hurts anyone."

Paleo: How? He's a friggin shadow?

*FBlook drops the Shadow Cage*

Paleo: Oh that's simple. A shadow cage.

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