Greek Gods; Dionysus (What? He's funny!); Man just goes I am so cool! I am so cool! I am so cool! I am so cool! I am so cool! I am so cool! I am so cool! I am so cool! Apollo; Artemis; Poseidon; Pan (God of the wild); Thanatos (god of death); Mars (Ares' Roman counterpart); Athena (overrated af); Hera (goddess of family my ass); Zeus (He is a scumbag)