Gingerbread Man: I wouldn't know. I've been out of the military for years. My wife Jessica used to do wrestling in high school though, so she'd pass either way. Wrestling is actually how met, as a matter of fact.
Blobler: *sighs* these *turns red* shrieking *turns purple* shrill *turns orange* BITCHES man, they’re eroding society! But everyone just wants to ignore it because they’re thirsty for pussy *turns blue*
