I'm bored

Red Ghost: You must be the Gingerbread Man.

Gingerbread Man: Um... yes. Who are you again?

Red Ghost: I am Dynamo. Actually, I’m an apparition of him. But still, I am Dynamo.

Gingerbread Man: ...

Red Ghost: What? You look like you’ve seen a ghost… sorry that’s a terrible joke

(Ig random)

Blobler: hi

Gingerbread Man: Hello! How are you doing?

Blobler: did you know people lowered the standards on military fitness tests so that more women could get in?

Gingerbread Man: I wouldn't know. I've been out of the military for years. My wife Jessica used to do wrestling in high school though, so she'd pass either way. Wrestling is actually how met, as a matter of fact.

Blobler: *sighs* these *turns red* shrieking *turns purple* shrill *turns orange* BITCHES man, they’re eroding society! But everyone just wants to ignore it because they’re thirsty for pussy *turns blue*

(Random)

Darcy: "Yo."

(Candystripe): Hey there!