@post above

is not legal in the following states
Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut
Delaware
Florida
Georgia
Hawaii
Idaho
IllinoisIndiana
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Louisiana
Maine
Maryland
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississippi
Missouri
MontanaNebraska
Nevada
New Hampshire
New Jersey
New Mexico
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Ohio
Oklahoma
Oregon
PennsylvaniaRhode Island
South Carolina
South Dakota
Tennessee
Texas
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Washington
West Virginia
Wisconsin
Wyoming

Scientist: *turns bottle over* This is chloroform

the Indian guy be like: *laughs unironically* I keep her in a shoe box :)

Teen mother be like: *turns on sink blender*

father of 2 be like: *punches wife after saying she feels pregnant*

Tied mother be like: "they haven't made a peep in weeks!"

*tired

extremely stressed mother be like: no sweetie you haven't eaten di-
*intense screaming ensues*

Boyfriend after date: *puts it in his gfs face hole*

"love"

perfect response achieved I shall give you a gold medal