Smol Impulse

Atlas: hey

Impulse: Oh hi Atlas.

Atlas: hru

Impulse: Why did you say the letter “h-r-u” out loud?
/j
Good, I adopted a rabbit child.

Atlas: oh, good for you

Impulse: Yeah, she’s a troublemaker, but I’m trying to help her.

Atlas: aww

Impulse: I’ve been pretty much broke recently. And now I’m raising a kid.. What was I thinking..?

Atlas: monetize your therapy

Impulse: I don’t have any clients.. :(

Atlas: advertise

Impulse: How? I can’t afford necessities, let alone a billboard. I’d say I need a therapist but I can’t afford that either. Maybe.. I don’t know.. I can’t get this business off the ground, AND I’m failing as a father.

Atlas: did you forget

I’m a semi a little famous model, I can give you funds

Impulse: You’d really do that.. for me..?

Atlas: yea!

Impulse: Thanks a lot! *hugs her REALLY hard* It means so much.. *a single tear rolls down his face*

Atlas: you’re welcome!

And I can advertise it too!

(Did you forget about the rp?)

I did

X: hello

Impulse: Okay then.. *tells him his backstory* (I'll tell you in memechat ig)

(Ok)

X: oh....

Impulse: Yeah..

X: I've done worse

Impulse: Uh, hello.

X: who are you?

Impulse: My name is Impulse, I’m the embodiment of intrusive thoughts and *sigh* a licensed therapist.

X: I'm X

Impulse: Nice to meet you ig :/

X: something wrong?

Impulse: *pulls out pockets, and they’re empty* I got no money 😅
I can’t afford my rent, let alone food.

X: I can help

Impulse: No-
I couldn’t do that to you, I barely even know you.

X: it's fine

Impulse: Thank you.. *begins crying*

X; hey hey hey, it's okay

Impulse: I can’t do anything right *sob*
I’ve made so many awful choices..

X; it's alright

Impulse: No, it’s not. I’m raising a child now, it’s not just my life at stake now.. I NEED to do better. I can’t put the mental burden on her.

X: I'm here for you

Impulse: T-thanks for that…

X: go ahead, let it all out I can take it

Impulse: If I told all of it to you.. you'd hate me..

X: no I wouldn't, I've done very terrible things and yet I have quiet the amount of friends

Protos: who tf are you?

Impulse: That's rude. You tell me first.

Protos: names Protos, the god of nuclear energy

Impulse: Oh-

Protos: yep, not many people know who i am

Impulse: Guess I shouldn’t stand too close to you..